Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a humorous, sarcastic commentary on the movie Wonder Woman:
**Summary:**
A commentator provides a witty, mocking play-by-play of the movie Wonder Woman. The commentary covers the film's key scenes, from the introduction of Wonder Woman's (Gal Gadot) pregnancy announcement (actually a non-sequitur) to her discovery of the outside world, World War I, and her battles. The commentator ridicules various aspects, including:
* The film's slow-motion fight scenes
* Inconsistent character development (e.g., Wonder Woman's late discovery of her powers)
* Stereotypical portrayals (e.g., a poorly imitated Belgian accent)
* Unrealistic war scenarios and convenient plot devices
* The underwhelming reveal of Ares, the god of war
The commentary ends with the commentator's sarcastic remarks on the movie's conclusion, where Wonder Woman defeats Ares, supposedly freeing humanity from evil. The summary concludes with the commentator's call to action, inviting viewers to subscribe and vote for the next movie to be mocked.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in a short sentence:
**Document 1**
1. The video starts with a conversation about Gal being pregnant.
2. The pregnancy is revealed to be five months in.
3. The movie being discussed is implied to be related to Wonder Woman.
4. The story begins with a picture that takes the viewer back to Wonder Woman's childhood among the Amazons.
5. The Amazons live on the isle of Themyscira, hidden by Zeus from his son Ares.
6. Ares is the god of war and destruction, responsible for every war in human history.
7. Wonder Woman was originally created from clay by her mother.
**Document 2**
8. A spy crashes into the Amazons' bubble, leading to an encounter with Germans.
9. The setting is World War I (WWI).
10. The Amazons engage in a battle with the Germans.
11. A character named Steve Trevor is introduced as a spy who informs the Amazons about the war.
12. Wonder Woman decides to accompany Steve to the front to find Ares.
**Document 3**
13. Steve gathers a team for a secret plan after being denied official support.
14. The team is described as a ragtag group with diverse members.
15. The setting for part of the movie is supposed to be Belgium.
16. Wonder Woman and the team manage to infiltrate a German base.
17. A character named Charlie is introduced as an exceptional sniper.
18. Wonder Woman engages in combat, using her abilities to overcome enemies.
19. The team celebrates a temporary victory before their next move.
20. Wonder Woman shows cultural and social naivety in interactions with Steve.
**Document 4**
21. Wonder Woman mistakes a general for Ares and engages in combat with him.
22. Upon killing the general, she realizes it did not stop the war.
23. She then encounters the real Ares, who reveals his identity.
24. Ares attempts to convince Wonder Woman that all humans are bad.
25. Steve Trevor sacrifices himself to take down a German plane.
26. Wonder Woman kills Ares, which somehow frees humans from inner evil.