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**Title:** Nostalgic Childhood Story with Humor
**Summary:**
The narrator shares a lighthearted, comedic story about their childhood. Key events include:
1. **School Christmas celebration**: A humorous description of a Christmas event at a Christian school, featuring a Santa costume and a breakdancing performance.
2. **Early morning football adventures**: The narrator and friends, including a self-proclaimed "Virat Kohli" (who actually plays tennis), venture out to play football at 6:00 AM on a government school ground, which is ironically occupied by drug addicts.
3. **Encounter with a gang leader, Sheru**: The group navigates through Sheru's territory, poking fun at his supposed toughness.
4. **Football ground antics**: After reaching the ground, they hold a mock 2-minute silence for a friend, Minnu, and then prepare to play on a rough stone ground, exchanging humorous remarks about the risks of injury.
**Tone:** The story is told with a playful, sarcastic tone, often breaking into humorous asides and self-aware commentary. The narrator ends by thanking viewers and encouraging shares if the video brought a smile to their faces.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences, without opinions:
**Personal Life & School**
1. The narrator attended a Christian school.
2. The school had a Christmas event called "Christmas Belly Brat" every year.
3. The narrator's friend, referred to as "Virat Kohli" (not the actual cricketer), was given a cricket kit by his father.
4. Virat Kohli's father wanted him to become a cricketer like the actual Virat Kohli.
**Daily Life & Incidents**
5. The narrator and friends would wake up early to play football on a government school ground.
6. The government school ground was previously in the possession of drug addicts.
7. The government took back the ground, but the drug addicts were given the school building.
8. The narrator and friends had to navigate through a gang leader's area, led by someone named Sheru.
9. Sheru was known for being fierce, but the narrator and friends managed to pass through without incident.
**Miscellaneous**
10. The narrator mentions a product/service called "Opinion Trading A Pro" with over 2 crore users.
11. A character named Baljeet is mentioned as someone who needs to be informed about intruders in Sheru's area.
12. The narrator's father is described as a hardcore bodybuilder with his own gym.