Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a lighthearted news show or podcast:
**Summary:**
* **Bollywood News**:
+ Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt's rumored April wedding
+ Rajkumar Rao's alleged failure to repay a ₹2.5 thousand loan
* **Humorous News**:
+ A school denied admission to a child named "Madhu's Fifth Child" due to their unusual name on their Aadhar card
+ A man in Telangana called the police (100 number) six times to complain that his wife didn't cook mutton
+ A court in Chhattisgarh fined Lord Shiva ₹10,000 for not appearing in court (satirical take)
* **International News**:
+ Cardi B's bodyguard got into an altercation at an amusement park
+ An Indian couple, divorced after 30 years together, have filed over 60 cases against each other in 41 years
* **Sponsored Segment**: Promotion for Mama Earth's Aloe Ashwagandha skincare range
* **Closing**: Invitation to subscribe, share funny news, and watch previous episodes.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Bollywood News**
1. Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt's marriage is reportedly happening in April.
2. Alia Bhatt was born on March 15, 1993.
3. Rajkumar Rao has an unresolved loan of Rs. 2.5 thousand, affecting his credit score.
**General News**
4. A court in Chhattisgarh issued a notice to Lord Shiva (likely a figurative or mistaken reference) and fined Rs. 10,000 for non-appearance.
5. In Telangana, a man called the police (100 number) six times to complain about his wife not preparing mutton.
6. A steel bridge was stolen in Bihar by individuals posing as government officials.
7. The bridge was sold to a resident of Bhangarh overnight.
**International News**
8. Cardi B (the singer) visited an amusement park with her daughter, accompanied by bodyguards.
9. An Indian couple, divorced after 30 years of marriage, filed over 60 cases against each other in the last 41 years.
**Miscellaneous**
10. Mama Earth has launched an Aloe Ashwagandha product range for skincare.
11. The company (Mama Earth) aims to plant 1 million trees and offers a discount code for customers.