Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Situation:** The speaker's associate, "Zap", has taken something valuable (a "plate" worth 10 million) from the speaker, who is now trying to negotiate its return.
**Key Events:**
1. **Initial Problem**: Speaker's friend is depressed, stuck in a room, after Zap took the valuable item.
2. **Proposal to Zap**: Friends gather ~R$400 (approximately $75 USD) to offer Zap in exchange for the plate.
3. **Zap's Response**: Zap rejects the money offer and instead demands the speaker humiliate themselves by apologizing on their knees, which must be recorded.
4. **Humiliation and Apology**: The speaker reluctantly agrees, records themselves apologizing on their knees to Zap, hoping this will prompt the return of the valuable plate.
**Outcome (at end of transcript):** The apology has been made and recorded; the speaker now awaits Zap's response, hoping for the plate's return.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions and kept brief:
1. **Time since last interaction**: It's been a while since the speaker last interacted with "Zap".
2. **Location of interaction**: The conversation starts in the speaker's own house.
3. **Amount taken by Zap**: Zap took 2 million (units not specified, possibly currency or another form of value).
4. **Speaker's current state**: The speaker hasn't left their room since the incident.
5. **Proposal to Zap**: The idea to offer money to Zap in exchange for something (initially unspecified, later revealed to be a "plate" worth 10 million) is discussed.
6. **Amount of money gathered**:
* Initially, the speaker has around R$180 (Brazilian Reais).
* After searching, they find more, totaling approximately R$400.
* The speaker's mother contributes an additional R$50.
7. **Total offer to Zap**: Approximately R$400 (and other non-monetary items mentioned later) in exchange for the "plate" worth 10 million.
8. **Non-monetary offers to Zap**: Besides money, offers include a car and the speaker's willingness to apologize and humiliate themselves.
9. **Zap's conditions for return**:
* The speaker must apologize.
* The apology must be on the speaker's knees.
* The apology is to be recorded.
10. **Recording of apology**: The speaker records an apology to Zap, meeting the conditions set.
11. **Expected outcome after apology**: The speaker anticipates being able to retrieve the "plate" after posting the apology.