Here is a concise summary of the text:
* The speaker reacts to the news that R. Kelly has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex crimes and human trafficking.
* They shift focus to praising R. Kelly's bizarre, 33-chapter song "Trapped in the Closet", calling it a genius, goofy, and unparalleled piece of art.
* The speaker reminisces about the song's absurd lyrics and plot twists, acknowledging it falls off in quality after chapter 12.
* They also briefly mention another peculiar R. Kelly song, performed at an Ethiopian concert, which appeared to recruit women for a sex cult.
* Ultimately, the speaker welcomes the justice served to R. Kelly's victims, joking that hopefully, "Trapped in the Closet" can continue in some form, even from prison.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in brief sentences:
1. R. Kelly was sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex crimes and human trafficking.
2. The sentencing was a culmination of a long-standing legal battle.
3. R. Kelly is 55 years old at the time of sentencing.
4. The 30-year sentence is likely equivalent to a life sentence given his age.
5. R. Kelly created a 33-chapter song series called "Trapped in the Closet".
6. Each chapter of "Trapped in the Closet" is its own self-contained song.
7. The series starts with a story about infidelity and unfolds with a complex, often bizarre narrative.
8. The first 12 chapters of "Trapped in the Closet" are notably more engaging than the rest.
9. After chapter 12, the series shifts focus to a side character, Rosie the nosy neighbor.
10. R. Kelly performed a song in an Ethiopian concert, inviting women to return with him to America.
11. This concert song is not explicitly mentioned as part of the charges against R. Kelly.
12. R. Kelly has a documented history of allegations of misconduct against multiple victims.