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**Context:** A group of friends (Jack, Bob, Mark, and Wade) are playing a video game together, likely a multiplayer game with elements of exploration, driving, and combat.
**Summary:**
* The session starts with the group discussing a familiar map, nicknamed the "horse penis map" due to its shape.
* They engage in playful banter and teasing, with Mark and Wade struggling to navigate and track each other.
* Jack remains largely elusive, occasionally interjecting with sarcastic comments or unexpected actions.
* The group experiences various glitches and absurd in-game moments, including:
+ Wade getting stuck in a box and later falling through the earth.
+ Mark driving a vehicle, with Bob and Jack eventually hitching a ride.
+ Wade acquiring a bizarre "ERROR" gun, which he uses to kill Jack, prompting further laughter and astonishment.
* Throughout the session, the friends frequently burst into laughter, poke fun at each other's misfortunes, and express disbelief at the game's quirks.
**Tone:** Lighthearted, humorous, and entertaining, capturing the camaraderie and playful joking common among friends during a gaming session.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Player Interactions and Actions**
1. Jack initially wanted to be on Bob's team.
2. The group played a game they had played before, involving a "horse penis map".
3. Mark mentioned "sperm injections" related to the game.
4. Jack declared "everyone loses" and then changed the game state.
5. Mark tried to follow Wade's taunts.
6. Wade was trying to track Mark's location.
7. Bob got shot by Wade.
8. Mark drove a vehicle, giving Bob and Jack a "lift".
9. Jack shot Mark's vehicle.
10. Wade found a unique gun, described as one of the "balls".
11. Wade used the gun to shoot Jack, killing him with an "ERROR".
**Game Environment and Elements**
12. A "lone watermelon" was present in the game environment.
13. A "big map" was mentioned by Bob.
14. A "giant horse penis" was part of the game's content.
15. A "rolling melon" was observed by Wade.
16. A "lone-hallway-melon" is a persistent element in the game.
17. Wade became stuck in a box at one point.
18. Jack became stuck at a different point in the game.
**Player Status and Game State**
19. Wade was falling through the earth at one point.
20. Jack was in a "big giant box" for a part of the game.
21. Wade was getting "pounded into the ground".
22. Mark's vehicle was described, with Jack blocking traffic.
23. Jack teleported inside Bob at the end of the session.