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**Context:** A gameplay commentary, likely of a stealth/heist game.
**Mission Objective:** Steal money from a luxurious location (possibly a yacht) without getting caught.
**Summary:**
* The player and their companion navigate through the location, avoiding guards and overcoming obstacles.
* They discover the money's location (initially in a fridge, later in various other spots) and collect it, using waterproof bags to transport it.
* As they progress, they encounter more guards and challenges, including a TV interview setup and laser traps.
* To cover their tracks, they:
1. Collect various items (e.g., from a bookshelf, aquarium, wine section).
2. Wipe the location's hard drive by overheating servers in the server room.
3. Activate override switches to finalize the wipe.
* The mission is completed successfully, with:
+ Over $1 million (later revealed to be approximately $5 million) stolen.
+ No one harmed or aware of the theft.
**Tone:** The commentary is lighthearted and humorous, with the player and their companion exchanging banter throughout the mission.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
**Location and Environment**
1. The scene is set on a boat with multiple decks (lower deck, main deck, upper deck).
2. There is a fridge on the lower deck.
3. A cigar and wine section is present on the main deck.
4. An aquarium is mentioned as a location to find something.
**Objects and Items**
5. A laptop is found, which reveals the location of money.
6. Money is stored in the fridge on the lower deck.
7. Artifacts are discovered, including one from an "ancient tomb from Egypt".
8. Body bags are mentioned, but their use is later disputed.
9. Waterproof bags are used to carry items (including money).
10. A bookshelf, aquarium, and wine are listed as items to collect (part of a checklist).
**Actions and Events**
11. The protagonist and someone else are working together to achieve an objective.
12. They need to evade guards throughout the boat.
13. Pagers are used to distract or disable guards, but eventually run out.
14. A server room is located to wipe out evidence of stolen money.
15. Overheating servers is the method chosen to destroy evidence.
16. Lasers are present as an obstacle in the server room.
17. An automated reboot occurs after overheating the servers.
18. Override switches need to be activated to finalize the evidence wipe.
**Outcomes and Quantities**
19. The mission's success is measured by stealing money without being detected.
20. The amount of money stolen is initially mentioned as "over a million".
21. The final amount stolen is revealed to be approximately $5 million.