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**Title:** Celebrating a Year's Worth of Holidays in a Short Span
**Summary:**
The transcript appears to be a script or recording of a lighthearted, comedic video or vlog. The hosts, likely a couple (Preston and Bree), decide to celebrate all major holidays in a condensed timeframe (within 24 hours). The summary below outlines the holidays and notable moments:
1. **New Year's Day**: Starting point, discussing a big mess from the previous night.
2. **Valentine's Day**: Exchanging gifts, including roses, chocolates, and a Valentine's card.
3. **St. Patrick's Day**: Wearing kilts, attempting to make "Greenwater," and baking cookies.
4. **April Fool's Day**: A prank about having a baby, leading to a frantic Preston.
5. **Easter**: Hiding Easter eggs around the office for a fun hunt.
6. **Mother's Day**: Gift-giving, with a special cat-themed gift for Bree.
7. **Father's Day**: Handing out gifts to fathers in the office.
8. **4th of July**: A quirky barbecue with complaints about lacking fireworks.
9. **Halloween**: Trick-or-treating, with Preston dressed as a hot dog.
10. **Thanksgiving**: A meal with a focus on a comedic, non-traditional macaroni serving style.
11. **Christmas**: Exchanging gifts, with humorous reactions to the presents received.
12. **New Year's** (implied end): Ending with a mention of turning 40 and looking forward to the best year yet.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
1. The conversation starts on New Year's Day.
2. The speakers decide to celebrate all major holidays in 24 hours.
3. The first holiday celebrated is Valentine's Day.
4. Valentine's Day gifts include pink roses, chocolates, and a card.
5. The chocolates are a brand called "Gold Bebop".
6. The next holiday celebrated is St. Patrick's Day.
7. St. Patrick's Day treats include "Greenwater" and green-iced cookies.
8. April Fool's Day is also mentioned, with a prank about having a baby.
9. Easter is celebrated with an Easter egg hunt.
10. Easter eggs are hidden throughout the office.
11. Mother's Day is acknowledged, with a gift for Bree, who is not a mom but a "cat mom".
12. The gift for Mother's Day is a cat-themed item.
13. Father's Day is celebrated by giving gifts to fathers in the office.
14. One of the Father's Day gifts is a bag with a cat theme.
15. The 4th of July is celebrated, with a barbecue.
16. Halloween is mentioned, with Bree dressing up as a hot dog.
17. Thanksgiving is celebrated with a meal, including macaroni.
18. Christmas is celebrated, with gift-giving.
19. One of the Christmas gifts is a Fortnight Spaceman figure.
20. The year ends with a mention of someone turning 40.