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**Title:** Unwanted Phone Calls (implied)
**Summary:**
The narrator shares three anecdotes about receiving mistaken phone calls.
1. **Subway Mix-up**: A man calls a Subway store (where the narrator works) thinking it's a gas station, leading to confusion.
2. **The "Number 3" Enigma**: A woman calls, claiming to have dialed a different number (ending in "3", not the narrator's number ending in "3" - a joke). The narrator plays along, making light of the situation.
3. **The Persistent "Lance" Caller**: A woman repeatedly calls, insisting the narrator is "Lance", despite corrections. Her tone shifts from potentially friendly to confrontational, ending with her hanging up.
**Additional Notes:**
* The narrator reflects on growing up without a smartphone until age 16.
* They mention changing their phone number after it was shared online, apologizing to the new owner for potential unwanted calls.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. The narrator's parents didn't buy them a smartphone until they were 16.
2. The narrator's first cell phone was an LG Cosmos 2.
3. The narrator worked at Subway.
4. A customer called Subway 5 minutes before closing time to ask about the closing time.
5. The narrator initially misunderstood the customer's intention, thinking they wanted a sandwich.
6. The customer actually needed gas, not a sandwich, and had apparently called the wrong type of business.
7. The narrator receives calls from unknown numbers, despite some friends not answering such calls.
8. The narrator answered a call from an unknown number, where a woman asked for "Lawrence".
9. The narrator clarified their phone number, but the woman seemed skeptical.
10. The narrator received multiple calls from the same unknown number in a short span.
11. The second call from the unknown number had a different speaker, a woman who claimed to be looking for "Lance".
12. The narrator denied being "Lance" and the woman seemed unconvinced, eventually hanging up.
13. The narrator changed their cell phone number after someone on the internet found it.
14. The narrator's old cell phone number is now being used by someone else, who likely receives many strange calls.