Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Context:** Appears to be a recording of a gaming session, possibly Grand Theft Auto Online, with multiple players interacting and commenting on their actions.
**Summary:**
* The session starts with a player spawning in a submarine and requesting a pickup from teammates.
* The team engages in a humorous, action-packed mission to "attack global warming" by lifting a submarine out of the sea using a Cargobob helicopter and a tank.
* They successfully lift the submarine, but subsequent attempts to transport it lead to various mishaps, including crashes and destruction of the tank.
* The team's efforts ultimately end in failure, with the submarine being destroyed in a final explosive incident, prompting playful banter and teasing among the players.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentence form:
1. The speaker spawned in a submarine and requested to be picked up.
2. The pickup location was set to the beach side of Santa Monica Pier.
3. A "Cargobob" (likely a helicopter or aircraft) was mentioned as a means to transport the speaker.
4. A tank was also mentioned and was noted to not be waterproof.
5. The group attempted to hook and move a submarine.
6. The submarine was successfully hooked and moved.
7. A character named Ryan was involved in the activities.
8. A character named Brian was mentioned, who previously worked at a place called "Submarine" (likely a restaurant).
9. A "Pegasus" service was mentioned, which reclaimed a damaged vehicle.
10. The activities took place in a simulated environment, likely a video game (due to mentions of gameplay elements like "juice" in a vehicle, explosions, and a non-functional reclaimed vehicle).
11. The group's actions resulted in the destruction of the tank and the submarine.
12. Multiple individuals were involved in the activities, including the speaker, Ryan, and Brian.