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**Content Type:** Promotional Video Script for Vat19.com
**Featured Products:**
1. **Gummy Popsicles**: Chewy, fruit-flavored gummies in popsicle form.
2. **Beer Flavored Jelly Belly Jelly Beans**: Jelly beans tasting like beer with a hint of sweetness.
3. **Pie Lollipops**: Handmade, crumbly pie crust lollipops with various fillings.
4. **Gummy Cola Bottles**: Large, chewy gummies shaped like cola bottles, available in various flavors.
5. **Candy Sushi**: Sugary, long-shelf-life "sushi" with candy and licorice components.
6. **Bean Boozled Jelly Belly**: A game-like jelly bean assortment with both delicious and unpleasant flavors.
7. **Gummy Breakfast**: Handmade, fruity gummy breakfast pieces, including waffles with a maple kick.
8. **Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker**: A device turning hard candy into cotton candy.
9. **Pickle Flavored Cotton Candy**: A unique, savory-sweet cotton candy flavor.
10. **Bacon Lollypops**: Lollipops with bacon flavors, including honey, maple, and barbecue.
**Format:**
* Quick, humorous showcases of each product
* Interludes with comedic sketches and music
* Repeated calls-to-action to buy on Vat19.com
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and kept as short sentences:
1. **Product:** Gummy Popsicles are made of chewy candy with fruity flavors.
2. **Composition:** Each Gummy Popsicle is solid candy, not ice.
3. **Calorie Count:** The Gummy Cola Bottle treat has 1080 calories.
4. **Size Comparison:** One Gummy Cola Bottle is equivalent to eating 90 regular gummy candies.
5. **Product Origin:** Breakfast Lollipops are American-made treats.
6. **Product Features:** Candy Sushi has a 21-piece set with sugary sushi rolls, candy-coated gummy side dishes, and licorice.
7. **Jelly Belly Product:** BeanBoozled is a Jelly Belly assortment with 10 tasty flavors, each having a wild doppelganger flavor.
8. **BeanBoozled Contents:** Includes about 90 Jelly Belly's and a spinner to decide which flavor to sample.
9. **Manufacturing:** BeanBoozled is made in the USA.
10. **Gummy Breakfast Features:** Each piece is handmade in the USA, has its own fruity flavor, and the waffle has an added kick of maple.
11. **Hard Candy Cotton Candy Maker Functionality:** Turns hard candy into cotton candy with a heated extractor head.
12. **Accessory Included:** Reusable cones to gather and serve the cotton candy.
13. **Pickle Cotton Candy Flavor Profile:** Has notes of real dill pickle, offering a sweet and savory taste experience.
14. **Bacon Lolly Features:** Comes in six flavors: Bacon, Honey Bacon, Maple Bacon, Barbecue Bacon, and two other Bacon variations.
15. **Purchase Platform:** All mentioned products are available for purchase at vat19.com.