Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Summary:**
* The Late Show with [likely Stephen Colbert, though the host is only referred to as "Coco Show"] begins with a monologue.
* **Topic 1: Joe Biden's COVID-19 Rebound** - The host jokes about President Biden testing positive for COVID-19 again after taking Paxlovid, attributing it to "Paxlovid rebound".
* **Topic 2: Blocked Veterans' Healthcare Bill** - The host criticizes 25 Republican senators for flipping their votes and blocking a bill to expand healthcare coverage for veterans exposed to toxins, suggesting it might be "political payback" for a climate deal.
* **Topic 3: Former President's Golf Tournament** - The host mentions a golf tournament hosted by the former president (implied to be Donald Trump), financed by Saudi Arabia, which has been criticized as "sport washing".
* **Topic 4: Inflation and Theft** - The host jokes about the effects of inflation, including stores locking up Spam to prevent theft, even in unexpected places like the Port Authority Bus Depot.
* **Closing** - The host teases the rest of the show, featuring guests Patton Oswalt and Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in brief sentence form:
1. **Date**: The recording is from Monday, August 1st.
2. **Joe Biden's COVID Status**: Joe Biden tested positive for COVID-19 again after previously testing negative.
3. **Medical Condition**: Experts believe Biden is experiencing "Paxlovid rebound".
4. **Paxlovid Rebound Cause**: Researchers state that Paxlovid rebound is caused by insufficient drug exposure to infected cells.
5. **Biden's Work Status**: Biden will be working from home due to his COVID-19 diagnosis.
6. **Legislative Update - PACT Act**:
* The House and Senate initially passed the PACT Act with overwhelming support.
* The PACT Act aims to expand healthcare coverage for military veterans exposed to toxins and burn pits.
7. **Change in Senate Vote**:
* Due to an administrative issue, the Senate had to re-vote on the PACT Act.
* On the re-vote, 25 Republican senators changed their votes, blocking the bill.
8. **Event**: Former President Donald Trump hosted a golf tournament at his New Jersey club.
9. **Golf Tournament Financing**: The golf tour is financed by Saudi Arabia.
10. **Protests**:
* Critics accused Saudi Arabia of "sport washing" to improve its reputation after the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
* Survivors and families of 9/11 victims protested due to Saudi Arabia's alleged involvement in the attack.
11. **Former President's Statement**:
* When asked about protests, the former president stated that nobody has gotten to the bottom of who was behind 9/11.
12. **Inflation Impact**:
* Inflation has led to an increase in theft.
* Some stores in New York City are locking up Spam to prevent theft.
13. **Security Measure**:
* The Port Authority Bus Depot stocks Spam in anti-theft cases, requiring a key for access.
14. **Show Lineup**:
* Guests on the show include Patton Oswald and Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm.