Here is a concise summary of the Angry Video Game Nerd's review of the NES game "Dirty Harry":
**Game:** Dirty Harry (NES, 1990)
**Reviewer:** Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
**Summary:**
The AVGN reviews the notoriously bad NES game "Dirty Harry", based on the Clint Eastwood movie franchise. He criticizes the game's:
* Poor controls (e.g., jumping requires pressing A and B together)
* Frustrating level design (e.g., "Hahaha" dead-end room, tedious sewer sections)
* Unreasonable difficulty (e.g., numerous enemies, platforming challenges)
* Bizarre elements (e.g., collecting cocaine bags, encountering snakes in apartments)
* Waste of potential (e.g., unused motorcycle sprite, missed opportunities for engaging gameplay)
The reviewer ultimately gives up on the game due to exhaustion and frustration, concluding that it is a massive disappointment.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentence form:
**Game Information**
1. The game is based on the movie "Dirty Harry".
2. The game was released for the NES.
3. The game has only three levels.
4. The game's title screen features a quote from "Sudden Impact": "Go ahead, make my day."
**Gameplay Mechanics**
5. Players can jump by pressing A and B together.
6. Kicking is done by pressing Up and B, which also opens crates.
7. Crowbars can be used to break into closed apartments, but only once.
8. Health power-ups are in the form of Chili dogs.
9. Players can collect ammo, money, bombs, and bags of cocaine.
**Password System**
10. The password "Clyde" grants infinite lives, referencing the orangutan from "Every Which Way But Loose".
11. The password "Misty" unlocks Level 2, referencing the film "Play Misty for Me".
12. The password "Bird" unlocks Level 3, referencing the biopic about a jazz saxophone player directed by Clint Eastwood.
13. The password "Gunny" exists but was not programmed to activate any part of the game, referencing the character from "Heartbreak Ridge".
**Level Structure**
14. Level 1 is non-linear with rooms, alleys, and dead ends.
15. Level 2 is a linear stage without rooms or alleys.
16. Level 3 takes place on Alcatraz, referencing the third movie "The Enforcer".
**Development and Release**
17. The game was released in 1990.
18. The game was developed by a team that appeared to be fans of Clint Eastwood's work.