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**Title:** Joel Destroys Windows 7
**Summary:**
In this comedic transcript, Joel intentionally corrupts a Windows 7 computer by:
1. Downloading suspicious software (e.g., "Best Downloader", "Bonzi Buddy")
2. Installing malware-ridden programs (e.g., "Facebook Blaster", "Animated Christmas Tree")
3. Interacting with shady websites (e.g., Softonic, Bloogle)
4. Eventually, playing "Lose/Lose", a notorious game that deletes user files
Throughout the process, Joel provides humorous commentary, reacting to the absurdity and chaos he unleashes on the computer. The transcript is filled with laughs, sarcastic remarks, and entertaining observations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions and kept in short sentences with numbers:
1. The narrator, Joel, asked his dad about technology when he was 5-6 years old.
2. Joel's dad replied that technology is "magic".
3. Joel was 11 years old when he had a "Desktop Stripper" on his computer.
4. Joel had to ask his dad for help to remove the "Desktop Stripper" from his computer.
5. The narrator attempts to install various software on a Windows 7 computer.
6. The computer has "Bonzi Buddy" issues, but it's noted that Bonzi Buddy doesn't work on Windows 7.
7. The narrator encounters a "Best Downloader" and a "Deal Keeper" during the installation process.
8. A "RegClean" live help option is mentioned, requiring credit card information.
9. The narrator discovers fake comment sections with made-up reviews.
10. The narrator installs an "Animated Christmas Tree For Desktop" software.
11. A "Softonic" application is installed, which offers software downloads and tutorials.
12. The Softonic application claims to scan downloads with over 30 antivirus engines.
13. A MIDI file, "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" by Skrillex, is mentioned with a $200 price tag.
14. The narrator encounters a website or article titled "How to Infect a Mac with a Virus or Other Malware".
15. The narrator ultimately installs "Lose/Lose", a program known to delete files on the computer.