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**Content Overview:** A humorous, self-aware commentary on the movie Deadpool (2016)
**Key Points:**
1. **Introduction**: The commentator jokingly highlights Deadpool's box office success and records broken.
2. **Movie Recap**: The commentator summarizes the movie's plot, focusing on:
* Deadpool's (Wade) origins and cancer diagnosis
* His transformation into Deadpool through a secretive, torturous organization
* The villain (Ajax) kidnapping Wade's girlfriend, Vanessa
* Wade's rescue mission, aided by underutilized X-Men characters (due to budget constraints)
3. **Commentary Style**: The commentator frequently interrupts the summary with:
* Witty remarks and jokes
* Observations on the movie's flaws and absurdities
* Self-aware, meta comments about the commentary itself
4. **Conclusion**: The commentary ends with a lighthearted promotion, encouraging viewers to subscribe in exchange for "chocolate" (a humorous incentive).
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Movie and Production**
1. The movie "Deadpool" was particularly successful and profitable for FOX.
2. The movie required 4 to 5 times fewer resources than another superhero movie.
3. Deadpool achieved multiple box office records, including best opening for a Rated R movie and X-Men movie.
**Character and Plot**
4. Deadpool's superpower is his ability to heal from almost any injury.
5. However, his healing power cannot cure the disfigurement of his face.
6. Wade Wilson (Deadpool) was diagnosed with late-stage cancer.
7. Wade was offered a deal by a secret organization to cure his cancer.
8. The organization's treatment came with severe physical costs, including disfigurement.
9. Wade's girlfriend, Vanessa, was kidnapped by the lab's chief, Francis (aka Ajax).
10. Wade teamed up with two lesser-known X-Men, Negasonic and Colossus.
**Miscellaneous**
11. The movie's timeline is connected to the X-Men franchise, which involves time travel.
12. The film's budget constraints limited the number of X-Men characters featured.
13. The movie ends with a final fight between Deadpool and Ajax.