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**Title:** A Humorous Eulogy for the Family's Deceased Hamsters
**Summary:**
* The narrator warns viewers not to get attached to the hamsters mentioned, as they are all deceased.
* The story revolves around the family's experiences with multiple hamsters, including:
+ Squeeze, the first hamster, who loved to play with his food and wheel, but eventually escaped and died inside a wall.
+ Squeeze 2 and Kinder, subsequent hamsters that met unfortunate ends, with Kinder living a normal life despite initial jokes about his demise.
+ The "Three Friends", hamsters from the same mother that were expected to get along but instead fought constantly.
+ Bar, a hamster that escaped and was never found (or so they thought).
+ Pumpkin Seeds, a short-lived hamster bought on sale, and Kombat, a hamster that lived a full life and was the narrator's own.
* The family's dog, Giorgi, a West Island Terrier, is mentioned as a threat to the hamsters due to her breed's hunting instincts.
* The narrator reflects on the family's affection for their hamsters, despite their relatively short lives, with several buried in their yard.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Warning**: All hamsters mentioned in the video are deceased.
2. The narrator's family had multiple hamsters over the years.
3. The first hamster, **Squeeze**, was a black hamster given to the narrator's twin sister.
4. Squeeze was nocturnal and would run in his wheel at night, making noise.
5. The family has a dog named **Giorgi**, a West Island Terrier, known for hunting small animals.
6. Giorgi was born on **Election Day in 2004**.
7. Squeeze escaped and was missing for **4 days** before being found dead inside a wall.
8. The family built traps to catch escaped hamsters, but they never worked.
9. **Squeeze lived for 2 years**, unusually long for a hamster.
10. After Squeeze, the family got more hamsters, including **Squeak 2** and **Kinder**.
11. The narrator's family was told that buying hamsters from the same mother would ensure they get along, but this proved false.
12. Hamsters are **very territorial and will not see cage mates as friends** (according to the narrator's Google search).
13. The family had to buy **three separate cages** for the hamsters that didn't get along.
14. The narrator had a hamster named **Pumpkin Seeds** that died after **1 month** of ownership.
15. The narrator believes Pumpkin Seeds was sold to them in poor health, as it was on sale.
16. Another hamster, **Kombat**, was purchased at full price and lived a full, uneventful hamster life.
17. **Seven dead hamsters are buried in the family's yard**.