Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Title:** A Humorous Subway Surfers Tournament Adventure
**Summary:**
* The narrator attempts to join a Subway Surfers tournament but is initially blocked due to age restrictions (only children and elderly allowed).
* They borrow their "grandmother's" account to participate, using a special "old Surfers" version of the game, which is slower-paced.
* The narrator observes and comments on other tournament participants, including one who gets disqualified for cheating.
* Eventually, it's the narrator's ("grandmother's") turn; they employ gaming tips and tricks to achieve a high score, ultimately winning the tournament.
* As the "grandmother," they claim their prize: requesting viewers to subscribe to the channel, which is then "demanded" by the narrator's grandmother character.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Game Initiation**: The narrator starts a game by clicking "play".
2. **Difficulty Selection**: The narrator is prompted to choose a difficulty level.
3. **Tournament Invitation**: The narrator receives an invitation to a Subway Surfers championship.
4. **Age Restriction**: The narrator is unable to register due to their age.
5. **Support Interaction**: The narrator interacts with "Ice Cream" support.
6. **Restriction Reason**: Only children and elderly people are allowed in the tournament.
7. **Account Borrowing**: The narrator borrows their grandmother's account to participate.
8. **Special Version**: A "old Surfers" (surfers.apk) version is recommended for elderly participants.
9. **Disqualification**: Participant "Crispike" is disqualified for using hacks.
10. **Participant Ages**: Participants "Danger" and the narrator (as grandma) are either children or elderly.
11. **Ice Cream's Participation**: The support, "Ice Cream", participates in the tournament.
12. **Tournament Outcome**: The narrator (as grandma) wins the tournament.
13. **Prize**: The prize for winning is a "request" (anything the winner wants).
14. **Grandma's Request**: The narrator's grandmother requests viewers to subscribe to the channel.