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**Title:** 7 of the Dumbest Moments Ever Recorded
**Summary:**
A compilation of 7 cringe-worthy moments caught on camera, showcasing people's absurd mistakes and poor decision-making. The incidents include:
1. **Firework Fiasco**: A man accidentally sets his own house on fire with fireworks in Brooklyn, NYC.
2. **Forgetting Something?**: A handcuffed teenager escapes from a police interview room through an unlocked window.
3. **Extreme Gardening**: A man in Brazil attempts to kill cockroaches with gasoline and matches, causing his lawn to erupt.
4. **Instant Karma**: A package thief in Washington slips and severely injures her ankle while stealing from a porch with a home security system.
5. **Caught Red-Handed**: Police in Seattle catch two thieves fleeing a Costco with stolen goods, thanks to body cameras and a tipped-off employee.
6. **Not-So Smooth Criminal**: A would-be robber's attempt at a convenience store in Aurora fails due to his own clumsiness, including dropping his BB gun and tripping, causing his pants to fall down.
**Common Theme:** Human error, poor judgment, and hilarious (yet sometimes consequential) mistakes.
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**Story 1: Firework Fiasco**
1. On June 24, 2020, Damien Bend and friends set off fireworks in his Brooklyn driveway, despite being technically illegal in NYC.
2. A firework shot through an open window on the first floor of Bend's property, causing a fire.
3. The fire was not immediately noticed by the group, and when discovered, it was too large to control with a garden hose.
4. Firefighters arrived with 12 units and 60 people to extinguish the blaze.
5. Damien Bend was arrested and charged with arson in the fourth degree.
**Story 2: Forgetting Something?**
6. In October 2018, 17-year-old Quantrell Schwartzlow was arrested in Wisconsin on suspicion of assault.
7. Schwartzlow escaped from a second-floor interview room by diving out an unlocked window.
8. He fell 12-16 feet to the ground and was later captured in Janesville, 3 miles from the Sheriff's Department.
9. Schwartzlow pleaded guilty to felony assault and escape in 2019 and was sentenced to 4 years in prison.
**Story 3: Extreme Gardening**
10. In October 2019, Cesar Schmitz tried to exterminate cockroaches in his Brazilian yard with poisonous spray, then with gasoline and matches.
11. The second attempt caused a massive explosion in his lawn, but Schmitz and his dogs escaped unharmed.
12. The cockroaches reportedly survived the explosion.
**Story 4: Instant Karma**
13. In January 2018, a woman (later identified as Alicia Treat) stole packages from a porch in Bothell, Washington.
14. She slipped on wet grass during her getaway and severely injured her ankle.
15. Treat and her accomplice, Brian Devere, were arrested, and the stolen packages (including $5,000 worth of medication) were recovered.
16. Treat pleaded guilty to theft, failed to appear in court, was rearrested, and sentenced to 58 days in jail.
**Story 5: Caught Red-Handed**
17. In Spring 2018, police in Seattle, Washington, caught two thieves (a 30-year-old man and a 21-year-old woman) fleeing a SoDo Costco.
18. The thieves, who had stolen $2,200 worth of merchandise (mainly computers and vacuum cleaners), were arrested.
19. The man was also found with a concealed blade.
**Story 6: Not-So Smooth Criminal**
20. A would-be robber, wearing a Denver Broncos sweatshirt, attempted to rob a store with a BB gun.
21. He fumbled the weapon, which went over the counter, and the store clerk retrieved it.
22. The robber fled the scene, dropping his pants, and remains at large despite a $2,000 reward.