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**Title:** 60+ Curiously Awesome Products from Vat19
**Content:** A rapid-fire showcase of over 60 unusual and innovative products available on Vat19's online store (vat19.com). Each product is briefly highlighted with a surprising or humorous fact, demonstrating its unique feature or quirk.
**Product Categories:**
* Unconventional food items (e.g., extremely spicy chocolate, edible shot glass)
* Novelty toys and games (e.g., giant slinky, bouncy balls, puzzle)
* Quirky accessories (e.g., magnetic paper, scented pencils, marker suitcase)
* Innovative gadgets (e.g., phone-controlled backpack, wrist-mounted flame thrower)
* Amusing miscellaneous items (e.g., fart spray, pimple-popping simulator, cat wine)
**Tone:** Light-hearted, humorous, and playful, with an emphasis on showcasing the products' surprising aspects.
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**Product Facts**
1. Vat19 sells over a thousand curiously awesome products.
2. The world's hottest chocolate bar is three times stronger than bear mace.
3. A giant rainbow slinky stretches over 20 feet long.
4. The Fuel Flux set slows down gravity, slowing the descent of a ball.
5. A single sour pickleball contains 47% of your daily sodium.
6. Angry Putty gets tougher the more you stretch it.
7. A football bounces back to you for solo practice.
8. The Flex Racket is for ping-pong practice against a "wall".
9. The Inkless Metal Pen writes in metal alloy, not ink.
10. Fart Spray is used to train military medical personnel for combat hospital smells.
**Product Features**
11. Christmas lights can also charge your phone.
12. The Color Changing Water Bottle turns blue with cold water.
13. A Giant Coffee Mug holds half a gallon of coffee.
14. Crayon-like utensils can write on various surfaces (chalkboard, whiteboard, paper, wood).
15. Bacon Lip Balm makes your lips smell like bacon.
16. The Giant Soccer Ball is six feet in diameter and can be filled with helium.
17. Upside-Down Goggles turn everything upside down.
18. A Birthday Card plays a custom message that won't stop until the battery dies.
19. The card also contains a glitter bomb.
**More Product Features**
20. The Ollie Ball is designed for indoor throwing without breaking things.
21. A bar of chocolate has the caffeine equivalent of a cup of coffee.
22. The Magic Penny Kit turns standard British coins into gravity-defying sculptures.
23. Connectable Straws can build massive straws.
24. The Crunch Cup keeps milk separate from cereal to prevent sogginess.
25. The Shock Ball emits an electric shock as part of a game.
26. King Size Playing Cards are 10 times larger than normal playing cards.
27. The Molecule puzzle requires each color to be on each side, not just one side.
28. Bondic is a liquid plastic that hardens with black light for permanent fixes.
29. Heat Sensitive Putty changes color with heat.
30. Goodman Badminton Birdies fly straight regardless of the hit.
**Even More Product Features**
31. The Megabounce XTR is the world's bounciest bouncy ball, bouncing over two-story buildings.
32. A puzzle exists with no edges, allowing continuous building.
33. The Little Nudely stretches up to eight feet.
34. A Stress Ball smells like bubble gum.
35. Tiny Boba Tea is a keychain with tapioca pearls.
36. The Buddha Board allows painting with water, with images fading for reuse.
37. Frittle is a soft peanut brittle.
38. A backpack can be controlled with your phone.
39. Edible Shot Glasses are made of gummy material.
40. Ferroflute is a magnetic liquid for creative purposes.
**Miscellaneous**
41. Storm Proof Matches can light even after being put out.
42. Magic Sticks (markers) still work after being left uncapped for seven days.
43. Cloud Puff Sticks can be used with just water.
44. The Chip Clip is designed to resemble a chip.
45. A device enhances high-fives for special occasions.
46. An ice cream cone made of Rice Krispie treat will never melt.
47. A paper airplane propeller allows for up to two minutes of flight time.
48. Toroflux is a slinky-like toy that can go up your arm.
49. A mini pen resembles a gun.
50. Minecraft Lights transmit power through blocks for constant lighting.
51. Banshee Throwing Carts can cut through foam.
52. Blowpop Minis are suckers without sticks.
53. A Slug Light Lamp turns on/off and dims by tapping/holding its eyeballs.
54. A suitcase is designed specifically for markers.
55. Pencils are available in various delicious smells (e.g., pineapple swirl, jelly donut).
56. "Wine" for cats can make them tipsy.
57. Klixo is magnetic paper for origami.
58. A wrist-mounted device is a flame thrower designed for magicians.
59. A specific knife is designed to cut large pieces of poop for flushing.
60. All products are available at vat19.com.