Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Summary:**
* The speaker introduces themselves and mentions a collaboration with "Broken" offering customizations and a contest to win iPhones.
* The conversation quickly becomes disjointed, jumping between various unrelated topics, including:
+ A traffic jam where people looted a beer truck after an accident.
+ The speaker's hairstyles and personal anecdotes.
+ A story about a tactical samovar (Russian tea urn).
+ Miscellaneous, seemingly unrelated statements and questions.
* The text appears to be a transcript of a stream or video, with the speaker also:
+ Encouraging viewers to subscribe, comment, and engage with the channel.
+ Teasing upcoming content, including a musical number.
**Note:** The text's disjointed nature and lack of a clear, overarching topic make it challenging to provide a concise summary. The above summary highlights the primary themes and the speaker's interactions with their audience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence and numbered for reference:
**Note:** Since the text appears to be a transcript of a video/audio with varied topics, the extracted facts might seem unrelated to each other.
1. **Event Announcement**: A test with a prize of up to 5 red iPhones is mentioned.
2. **Partnership Mentioned**: The speaker's buddies from "Broken" are collaborating on a project, including a customized map.
3. **Free Service Highlighted**: A service is mentioned as being "absolutely free" with "no commission at all", even in its second year.
4. **Incident Description**: A truck loaded with beer was involved in an accident near the seaport of Stankevich.
5. **Looting Incident**: Dozens of people looted bottles of beer from the crashed truck.
6. **Driver's Attempt**: The driver tried to persuade the looters not to take the goods, but was unsuccessful.
7. **Police Absence**: At the time of the looting, police were not present to intervene.
8. **Location Specified**: The looting incident occurred in the area of the seaport of Stankevich.
9. **Call to Action**: Viewers are encouraged to subscribe to a channel and engage with comments.
10. **Upcoming Content Teaser**: A musical number with Maxim is hinted at for upcoming content.
11. **Unrelated Topic Mention**: There's a brief mention of drinking tea from a "tactical samovar", seeking viewer experiences.
12. **Leadership Mention**: The leadership of Crimea is mentioned in the context of something being "so normal", without clear context.
**Observation:** Many parts of the text are not extractable as "facts" due to their subjective, humorous, or narrative nature. The above list focuses on the most concrete, verifiable pieces of information.