The provided text is a transcript of a conversation between two individuals discussing various topics. The topics include preferences for waking up early or sleeping in, favorite social media platforms (Instagram or Facebook), and a hypothetical choice between waking up early every day for the rest of one's life or taking a shot of corn liquor (cachaça) and never getting sick again.
The conversation also touches on personal preferences, memories, and humor, often in a playful and humorous manner. It includes mentions of social media influencers like Felipe Neto and Mirella, as well as various cultural references.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text contains a conversation between multiple people discussing various topics.
2. There is a mention of Felipe Neto, who seems to be a point of discussion.
3. The conversation touches on preferences between waking up early or sleeping in the afternoon.
4. There's a mention of a preference for Instagram over Facebook.
5. The text contains humorous elements and references to popular culture and celebrities, like Justin Timberlake and Selena Gomez.
6. Some parts of the conversation involve joking about waking up early or staying up late.
7. There is a mention of biscuits being used in a humorous context.
8. The conversation includes humor, wordplay, and playful banter between the participants.
Please note that the text is quite disjointed and contains a lot of humor and wordplay, making it challenging to extract conventional facts.