Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Content Summary**
* A humorous, modern retelling of classic fairy tales (Little Red Riding Hood, Snow White, Hansel and Gretel, Sleeping Beauty) with a twist, incorporating contemporary elements (e.g., Supreme hats, Börek, smartphones, energy drinks).
* Each tale is briefly parodied, often with comedic dialogue and anachronistic references.
* The video concludes with a serious message about:
+ The importance of preserving cultural heritage through online platforms.
+ Opposition to Article 13 (EU copyright reform) and its potential impact on creators.
+ An invitation to join Europe-wide demos against Article 13 on March 23, 2019.
**Format Summary**
* Transcript of a video content (likely a YouTube video)
* Includes timestamps, dialogue, sound effects, and some scene descriptions
* Ends with a call-to-action, links to resources, and acknowledgments
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
**Storyline Facts**
1. The story starts with a character named Erlfried Eichelhardt von Sack, also known as "Little Red Riding Hood".
2. Little Red Riding Hood brings beer and Börek to his grandmother.
3. He encounters the big bad wolf on the way.
4. The story shifts to Snow White, who lives with the 7 dwarfs.
5. Snow White is offered various food items, all of which she declines due to dietary restrictions.
6. Hansel and Gretel get lost in the forest and stumble upon a chip shop.
7. The story then moves to Sleeping Beauty, who is placed under a sleeping curse.
8. A prince, aided by a fairy godmother, attempts to wake Sleeping Beauty.
**Character Facts**
9. Erlfried Eichelhardt von Sack is also known as "Little Red Riding Hood".
10. The big bad wolf has large ears, red eyes, and big hands.
11. Snow White has dietary restrictions including eczema, fructose intolerance, gluten intolerance, lactose intolerance, and a nut allergy.
12. The prince in Sleeping Beauty's story has a fairy godmother due to an Equal Opportunity Officer.
**Event Facts**
13. A character named Kelly participated in the creation of the video.
14. The video's creator will attend a Europe-wide demo against Article 13 on 23.03.2019 in Cologne.
**Miscellaneous Facts**
15. The video features music by Vincent Lee.
16. The website "savetheinternet.info" is mentioned as a resource for information on demonstrations against Article 13.