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**Title:** A Disastrous First Kiss Story
**Summary:**
* The narrator shares his traumatic experience of his first kiss at 13 years old.
* He was coerced by older friends into kissing a girl he didn't like, while the blonde girl he had a crush on was not the one he ended up with.
* The girl he kissed had personal hygiene issues, wore a "kichute" (a type of shoe), and had a noticeable mustache.
* The kiss lasted only 15 seconds but felt like hours to him; he was paralyzed with anxiety and later desperately tried to scrub away the memory with excessive brushing.
* The narrator reflects on the humiliation and pokes fun at his own expense, also wondering about the potential long-term psychological impact on the girl he kissed.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. The narrator was 13 years old when they had their first kiss.
2. The event took place on the old street where the narrator's parents' house was located.
3. The narrator had a condition called syndactyly, where their middle toes on both feet were stuck together.
4. The narrator was subjected to bullying as a child due to their condition.
5. The first kiss was with a girl who was not the narrator's initial crush, but rather someone they were paired with by their older friends.
6. The girl the narrator initially liked was a blonde girl they met in catechism class.
7. The narrator was very shy and had never kissed a woman before this experience.
8. The first kiss lasted approximately 15 seconds, but felt like a couple of hours to the narrator.
9. The narrator practiced kissing on various objects (e.g., ice in a glass, their arm, oranges) after the experience.
10. The narrator used up three toothpastes brushing their teeth after the kiss, due to discomfort with the girl's hygiene.
11. The girl the narrator kissed wore "kichute" (a type of shoe) and had a noticeable mustache.