catfishing ELDERLY SUGAR DADDIES... - Summary

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**Title:** (Implied) "Catfishing as a 56-year-old Woman on Millionaire Match"

**Summary:**

* The author creates a fictional online dating profile as "Bonita", a 56-year-old woman, on Millionaire Match, seeking a sugar daddy.
* They take humorous, unconventional photos to accompany the profile, claiming an annual income of $1 million.
* Upon matching with various men, the author engages in bizarre, often disturbing conversations, responding with outrageous and threatening messages.
* Despite these interactions, some matches remain unfazed and even willing to send money (with one sending $1,000).
* The experiment culminates in a perplexing conversation with a DJ Khaled fan, which remains lighthearted despite the author's provocative responses.
* The author ultimately reflects on the strange environment of high-end online dating and shares a tangential, disappointing experience with a concert invitation.

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1. The creator transformed into a character named "Bonita" for an experiment.
2. Bonita's profile claimed she was a 56-year-old woman with an annual income of $1 million to $5 million.
3. The username chosen for the profile was "BonitaSoFreedom".
4. The creator used a website called "Millionaire Match" for the experiment.
5. A premium account on Millionaire Match costs $70/month.
6. The creator took pictures in various settings to create a dating profile, including a farm rented on Airbnb.
7. The Airbnb farm came with a goat.
8. The creator interacted with multiple individuals on Millionaire Match, including:
* Mr. Tropical
* A Confident Man
* Mandano
* Matt and Love
* Miss Starly Bird
* Loki 1488
* Mike Gerg My Cook
* Raymond (referred to as "Pringles Guy")
* A DJ Khaled fan (whose name is not specified)
9. One of the individuals, "Pringles Guy" (Raymond), sent the creator $1000 after being asked.
10. The creator attended a DJ Khaled concert in Miami (initially planned to meet one of the matches, but ended up not attending with them).
11. The DJ Khaled concert started performing at 5am.
12. The creator paid $150 to enter the concert venue.