Here is a concise summary of the provided text, which appears to be a transcript of a comedian's stand-up routine or behind-the-scenes talk:
**Summary:**
* The speaker shares anecdotes about their experiences in the comedy world.
* They mention a friend, a great comedian, and a story about performing in a prison in Santa Marta, where the inmates were initially intimidating.
* The speaker jokingly recalls their worst shows, including their first one, which was in front of 400 unresponsive drunks after a graduation ceremony.
* They also talk about a particularly bad gig at a shopping center in Cuernavaca, where the audience ignored them.
* The conversation touches on the challenges of performing comedy, with the speaker noting that even bad shows can be mentally saving.
* The transcript also includes fragments about a balloon fair, which seems to be the setting for the current (possibly underattended) event, but the speaker is determined to have a good time despite the circumstances.
Here are the extracted key facts, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. The speaker performed 34 shows in prisons.
2. One of the prison performances was in Santa Marta.
3. The speaker met a comedian friend on the comedy circuit in Mexico.
4. The speaker has performed at a venue called the Jonathan Way club.
5. The speaker is from Canada (mentioned in passing, referring to someone else, but might imply the speaker is familiar with Canada, however, it's explicitly stated about someone else: "You are Canadian...").
6. *Corrected fact*: The speaker mentions "You are Canadian" referring to someone else (Hueyapan and Berga, and possibly others in the context), not the speaker themselves.
7. The speaker has gastritis.
8. The speaker performed at a venue with limited visibility, where the audience had to pass between tables to see.
9. The speaker's first show was at a graduation event from a school named Mamona Miraflores.
10. The first show lasted 15 minutes, but the speaker lost the audience's attention after 30 seconds.
11. The speaker performed in an open-air setting in a shopping center in Cuernavaca.
12. There was an event called the "balloon fair" mentioned, with low attendance (only 4 people plus the speaker and crew).
13. The speaker performed for a small group of people, including a person who bought a ticket for 100 pesos.