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**Title:** A Frustrating yet Miraculous Victory Royale in Fortnite
**Summary:**
* The narrator plays Fortnite, seeking a "broken vending machine" that offers random, high-stakes items for 100 gold each.
* After multiple failed attempts and significant gold expenditure, they finally find a broken vending machine, only to be scammed out of 1400 gold with poor item drops (e.g., bananas, fries, bandages, and a piece of corn, with the only usable items being two VSS guns).
* Despite the extremely poor starting equipment, the narrator miraculously survives the game, overcoming numerous challenges and opponents.
* In a surprising turn of events, they secure a Victory Royale in a 1v1 showdown, with only the VSS guns, earning four eliminations along the way.
**Tone:** The summary is written in a lighthearted, humorous tone, reflecting the narrator's frustration, surprise, and eventual triumph.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
1. **Vending Machine Chance**: Every vending machine on the map has a small chance to become a "corruptive" (broken) vending machine.
2. **Broken Vending Machine Stock**: Broken vending machines have 10 items in stock, costing 100 gold each.
3. **Item Randomization**: Items from broken vending machines are randomly selected, with possible items including:
* Various guns (e.g., Gold Pump, Purple Scar, Heat Launcher)
* Food items (e.g., Banana, Corn, Fry Fish)
* Other items (e.g., Bandages)
4. **Purchase Limit**: Initially stated to be 5 purchases, but later revealed to be potentially more until the machine is sold out.
5. **Stock Limitation**: Broken vending machines can be sold out if multiple players purchase from them.
6. **Gameplay Rule**: The player set a rule to reset if they couldn't find a broken vending machine after checking about 8 machines.
7. **Gold Spent**: The player spent a total of 1400 gold on a broken vending machine, yielding 2 VSSes and other non-weapon items.
8. **Game Outcome**: Despite the poor initial outcome, the player managed to achieve a "Victory Royale" with only 2 VSSes in a 1v1 final match.