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**Title:** A Sarcastic Review of 3 Romantic Movies
**Movies Reviewed:**
1. **The Notebook** (2004)
* Criticized for its problematic portrayal of love, starting with harassment and a suicide threat.
* Pokes fun at the film's logic and the couple's toxic relationship.
2. **How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days** (2003)
* Mocked for its incoherent plot, unrealistic characters, and a "dumb" screenwriting moment.
* Highlights the unhealthy relationship dynamics and absurdity of the movie's premise.
3. **Ghost** (1990)
* Described as bizarre, with a convoluted plot and unexplained ghostly abilities.
* Teases the film's over-the-top moments, poor friend character, and predictable romance.
**Tone and Overall Message:**
The review is written in a humorous, sarcastic tone, ridiculing the clichés and flaws of each movie. The author's overall message is that these romantic movies are "stupid" and prioritize unrealistic, heterosexual love over logical storytelling and healthy relationships.
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**The Notebook**
1. The movie "The Notebook" starts with an old Ryan Gosling telling an old Rachel McAdams the story of how they met.
2. The story begins with the two main characters meeting as teenagers during summer.
3. Ryan Gosling's character threatens to kill himself if Rachel McAdams' character doesn't talk to him.
4. The couple separates when the summer ends, and Rachel McAdams' character leaves town.
5. Ryan Gosling's character writes her letters every day, which she doesn't answer.
6. Ryan Gosling's character goes to war, builds a house, and engages in other activities while pining for Rachel McAdams' character.
7. Rachel McAdams' character becomes engaged to another man, referred to as "Cyclops".
8. The couple reunites years later, and Rachel McAdams' character ultimately leaves her fiancé for Ryan Gosling's character.
9. The movie ends with the elderly couple dying together.
**How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days**
10. The movie "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days" features Kate (a journalist) and Matthew McConaughey (a publicist).
11. Kate writes an article about how to lose a man in 10 days, using Matthew McConaughey's character as her subject.
12. Matthew McConaughey's character is challenged to make Kate fall in love with him within 10 days to win a business deal.
13. The two characters engage in a series of manipulative and pretentious interactions.
14. They eventually discover each other's true intentions and initially part ways in anger.
15. Matthew McConaughey's character reads Kate's article and realizes she has fallen in love with him, leading him to confess his love.
**Ghost**
16. The 1990 film "Ghost" stars Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze as a couple living together in New York.
17. Patrick Swayze's character is murdered by a friend and colleague who wanted to steal codes for a bank heist.
18. Patrick Swayze's character returns as a ghost, unable to interact with the physical world.
19. He meets a psychic (Whoopi Goldberg) who helps him communicate with Demi Moore's character.
20. The ghost and the psychic work together to uncover the truth behind Patrick Swayze's character's murder.
21. The murderer is eventually brought to justice, and Patrick Swayze's character moves on to the afterlife.