Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Content Type:** Gaming commentary/video script
**Game(s) Played:** Various levels/challenges (e.g., Elevator Simulator, Bottle Flip, unknown games with quirky obstacles)
**Tone:** Humorous, sarcastic, and lighthearted, with the commentator often joking about their performance, game difficulties, and unrelated topics.
**Key Points:**
1. The commentator plays through several game levels, providing witty remarks on their progress, failures, and the games' absurdities.
2. They frequently break the fourth wall, addressing viewers and making humorous asides.
3. The text spans across a New Year's Eve theme, with the commentator transitioning from 2016 to 2017, poking fun at the idea that nothing changes with the new year.
4. A level featuring Donald Trump is played, with the commentator joking about the game's portrayal of him.
5. The script concludes with the commentator hoping viewers enjoyed the content, acknowledging the game's increasing strangeness, and inviting likes and engagement on Facebook.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, without opinions, and numbered for reference:
**Note:** Since the text appears to be a transcript of a gaming session or a vlog, some "facts" might be context-dependent or related to the game/in-game events. I've tried to extract the most objective and concrete information.
1. The speaker mentions having over 3.5 million subscribers.
2. A "Boxwood" and "Garriot" are mentioned, possibly as names or game-related terms.
3. The speaker references a "Level 99" with a high difficulty percentage (99.99%).
4. An "Elevator Simulator 3" game is mentioned.
5. The speaker talks about playing on "Extreme" difficulty.
6. A "Camila" is mentioned, possibly a person or character.
7. The speaker references "New Year's Eve" and "2017".
8. A game or level called "Vitasnella Part II" is mentioned.
9. The speaker plays a level featuring "Donald Trump" as a character.
10. The transcript spans across multiple documents, covering a time frame that includes New Year's Eve (likely transitioning from 2016 to 2017).