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**Summary:**
The author shares a collection of random, nostalgic childhood memories, including:
1. A vague recollection of their 18th birthday
2. A vivid memory of their last night in the Philippines before moving to Canada at age 6
3. Embarrassing and humorous anecdotes from grade school (e.g., teasing a friend, getting injured during a game of "manhunt", and trying to impress a crush by playing piano)
4. A mortifying experience as a young child needing assistance after using the bathroom at a family friend's house
**Transition to Sponsorship:**
The author segues into promoting Nord VPN, highlighting its benefits in protecting online privacy and security, especially in light of recent internet regulations (e.g., EU's Article 13). They offer a discount code (Dominic's) for 75% off a 3-year plan plus an extra month free.
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. The speaker has been alive for over 28 years.
2. They immigrated to Canada from the Philippines at the age of 6.
3. The immigration happened approximately 20 years before the time of the video.
4. The speaker was in architecture school during their 18th birthday.
5. They don't recall celebrating their 18th birthday in a significant way.
6. In grade 2, they made a friend named Marcus in Canada.
7. Marcus had Transformer toys and wore "tighty whiteys".
8. In grade 4, the speaker played a game of "Manhunt" (a variant of tag) during recess.
9. During the game, they got caught between two portables (trailers) and suffered a torn shirt and a cut from a loose nail.
10. The speaker continued playing despite the injury to avoid showing weakness.
11. In PE class, they were the smallest kid in their class throughout their childhood.
12. They scored a three-pointer in a basketball game in PE, thanks to a pass from a teammate named Mark.
13. Mark praised the speaker's shooting skills, boosting their self-confidence.
14. In grade 5, the speaker had a crush on a girl named Stephanie.
15. They attempted to impress Stephanie by playing the intro to "All My Life" by Casey and Jojo on the piano.
16. The attempt was misinterpreted as a dedication to another girl, Bridget, who had a crush on the speaker.
17. The speaker grew up using a "tabo" (small bucket with water) for personal hygiene after using the bathroom, as is common in Filipino culture.
18. At a family friend's house, the speaker was caught on the toilet by the host after calling out for assistance, leading to embarrassment.
19. After this incident, the speaker became more independent in personal hygiene, eventually relying on technology (bidets) for assistance.
20. The speaker promotes using Nord VPN for online security and anonymity, citing its benefits and features.