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**Title:** A Blind Date Turned Upside Down by Social Media
**Summary:**
* The narrator (Swoozie) agrees to a blind date with Lisa, set up by their mutual friend Sharon.
* To "de-romanticize" the situation, Swoozie doesn't want to see Lisa's picture beforehand.
* At the meeting spot (Chick-fil-A), Lisa brings her niece, who Swoozie engages with, discussing topics like Frozen movies.
* Unbeknownst to Swoozie, the niece is a TikTok sensation, which is revealed when fans recognize her in the restaurant.
* The niece's fame upstages the date, with fans swarming to meet her, leaving Swoozie feeling "irrelevant."
* The date ends abruptly, with Swoozie still unaware of the niece's TikTok handle.
* The story concludes with Swoozie announcing his own presence on TikTok.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact as a short sentence and numbered for reference:
1. The narrator received a text from their friend Sharon about meeting a girl whose name came up in a conversation.
2. The girl, later identified as Lisa, wanted to meet the narrator through Sharon's setup.
3. The narrator initially suggested meeting at Chick-fil-A, then joked about not wanting to go, citing disapproval of the establishment's values.
4. The narrator is cautious about meeting new people due to past experiences with false narratives being spread about them.
5. An incident involving a girl named Anna Lucia was mentioned, where a false story was spread about the narrator's interaction with her.
6. The narrator decided to "de-romanticize" the meeting with Lisa by not asking for her picture beforehand.
7. The meeting was set, but the narrator forgot to ask for Lisa's name and had to text Sharon to confirm (Lisa, wearing an olive dress).
8. At Chick-fil-A, Lisa arrived with her niece, initially claiming she had to babysit at the last minute.
9. The niece was initially seated away from Lisa, but the narrator invited her to join them.
10. The niece and the narrator discussed Frozen movies (1 & 2), with the niece preferring the second.
11. Lisa mentioned not understanding the social media influencer world, despite having a sister who restricts her niece's (Lisa's niece) access to platforms like Twitter, TikTok, and YouTube.
12. The niece, despite claimed restrictions, watches some YouTubers in secret.
13. During the meeting, a group of girls recognized the narrator and eventually approached for a picture, mistakenly asking Lisa's niece if she was a TikTok personality.
14. The niece was indeed TikTok famous, as evidenced by the restaurant patrons' reaction to her.
15. The niece refused to disclose her TikTok name to the narrator.
16. The narrator has joined TikTok, as announced at the end of the story.