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**Title:** Top 5 Worst Dates
**Summary:**
A person shares their top 5 worst dating experiences, with a humorous and lighthearted tone. Here are the brief summaries of each:
1. **#5:** A blind date with a teacher's son who was extremely shy and uncomfortable, ending with an awkward kiss attempt.
2. **#4:** A double date where the partner showed no interest, leading to boredom and playing video games with his roommates instead.
3. **#3:** A date with an overly clingy and handsy person who texted constantly and was excessively touchy-feely.
4. **#2:** A campus meet-up with someone who was obsessive, commenting on every Facebook post immediately, and had an awkward encounter at a speaker event.
5. **#1:** An unintentional "date" with a 15-year-old (when the speaker was 18) who was overly affectionate during a movie outing, despite being just friends, and continued to pursue them through their brother.
**Overall:** The speaker pokes fun at their lack of successful dating experiences, joking about their "sad life" and hinting at a potential future video about their stalkers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
**Personal Facts**
1. The narrator finished high school a year early.
2. At one point, the narrator was attending community college.
3. The narrator was 18 years old when they were in a situation with a 15-year-old boy (mentioned in the #1 worst date).
**Date Facts**
**Worst Date #4 (First Date Ever)**
4. The narrator's first date ever was at around 18 years old.
5. The date was with a teacher's son.
6. The date location was a Red Robin restaurant.
7. The narrator and the date went to his apartment afterwards.
**Worst Date #3 (Double Date)**
8. The narrator went on a double date, which included Frisbee golfing.
9. The other couple on the date was very affectionate.
**Worst Date #2 (College Campus)**
10. The narrator met a guy on Facebook who attended their high school.
11. They agreed to meet on campus to attend a speaker event.
12. The guy texted the narrator excessively after getting their number.
**Worst Date #1 (Movie Night)**
13. The narrator met a guy online who shared an interest in My Little Pony.
14. The narrator was 18, and the guy was 15, when they met up.
15. They agreed to watch Big Hero 6 together, with the guy's mom driving them.
16. The narrator and the guy paid for their own meals before the movie.
17. The guy had already seen the movie before their outing.
18. The guy's mom drove them to the movie theater.
19. The guy continued to pursue the narrator, befriending their brother, until being told they were just friends.