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**Title:** eBay Classifieds Fails with Luca (Episode 3)
**Content:**
* The host, Luca, showcases a series of humorous and bizarre listings found on eBay Classifieds.
* Examples of absurd listings include:
+ A "lava lamp of entertainment literature"
+ A cell phone holder mistaken for a crappy idea
+ A non-existent "Tommy Holger" jacket (likely a Tommy Hilfiger autocorrect error)
+ A "gaming chair for beginners" that's just a standard school chair
+ Various mispriced or misdescribed items (e.g., expired condoms, a "golden red river" dog, a used beard)
+ Unconventional items (e.g., a camping toilet, a fossil-containing noodle pack, a slap in the face "for free")
+ A riding lawn mower described as a "sheep" that can be filled with water
**Call to Action:**
* Viewers are asked to like the video if they enjoyed it.
* Non-subscribers are invited to subscribe to the channel and enable notifications for future video uploads.
* Luca seeks feedback in the comments on whether to upload a fourth episode.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentence form, excluding opinions:
1. The narrator's name is Luca, as mentioned in the introduction.
2. A lava lamp was listed on eBay for the first time, according to the narrator.
3. A cell phone holder was sold on eBay for 88 euros, described as resembling a suction cup.
4. A "Tommy Holger" men's jacket was listed for 100 euros, possibly due to an autocorrect error (intending "Tommy Hilfiger").
5. A basic school chair was sold as a "gaming chair for beginners" on eBay.
6. A Peugeot 106 was given away for free on eBay due to engine failure.
7. The engine failure was caused by filling the car with a mixture of water, magic, and dishwashing liquid.
8. A Soft Dino toy, suitable for children from three years old, was sold on eBay.
9. According to the narrator's YouTube statistics, 60% of their video viewers are not subscribers.
10. A coffee machine was sold on eBay, mislabeled as a "latte macchiato" machine, but still a reasonable offer.
11. A children's book titled "Sultan Mosque" was sold on eBay.
12. A BMW E36 M3 holder was sold on eBay, with the seller specifying it's for replacement and repair parts.
13. A BMW 1 Series was sold on eBay for 8000 euros, with the seller stating it's too fast for them.
14. A "foot hug" was listed on a special sale on eBay, with an option for foot hair removal for extra money.
15. Durex condoms were sold on eBay for five euros, with the description noting they expire in March 2019.
16. Hazelnuts were sold on eBay for two euros, advertised as "free from Ferrero kisses and manure".
17. A camping toilet was sold on eBay, described as maintenance-free.
18. A noodle pack containing only a fossilized mussel shell was sold as a unique collector's item on eBay.
19. A used beard, grown in 2018 and worn only once, was sold on eBay.
20. A "golden retriever" was mislabeled as a "golden red river" on eBay.
21. A party guitar was sold on eBay, described as brand new but already played and tuned.
22. A gaming chair set, resembling an IBM setup, was sold on eBay.
23. A Ford was listed on eBay, with the title "Epic Victory".
24. A user attempted to post a found bird on eBay, but it was not a sale offer.
25. A power bank was sold on eBay.
26. A "slap in the face" was offered for free on eBay, with the seller requesting appointments due to high demand.
27. A used riding lawn mower, described as a sheep, was sold on eBay, requiring water to operate.