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**Summary**
The author reviews the Marvel movie "Eternals" in a humorous, sarcastic tone. They criticize:
* The movie's pacing and Angelina Jolie's underutilized role
* Plot inconsistencies, particularly the Eternals' inaction during Thanos' takeover
* The Celestials' illogical plan revelation and apparent stupidity
* The film's dark, serious tone, unusual for a Marvel movie
However, they praise:
* Harry Styles' brief but memorable appearance
* Kingo's comedic relief and his sidekick, Karun (the "best character in Marvel's Phase 4")
The review concludes that while "Eternals" tried to be different from other Marvel movies, it was slow and forgettable, with an uncertain future for a sequel due to poor box office performance.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentences:
1. The movie being discussed is "The Eternals" from Marvel Studios.
2. The film features a diverse cast, including Salma Hayek as a Latina lead.
3. Angelina Jolie plays a prominent character in the movie.
4. Harry Styles has a role in the film, playing a character who is Thanos' brother.
5. The Eternals are ultra-powerful beings who protect humanity.
6. The Eternals are controlled by the Celestials, powerful beings who use planets for energy.
7. The Celestials' plan is to allow planets to become overpopulated to harness energy for their birth.
8. Cerci is an Eternal who questions and opposes this plan.
9. The movie's plot involves the Eternals trying to impose their own destiny.
10. The film explores themes of free will and the existence of a higher power.
11. The movie features a character named Kingo, who provides comic relief.
12. Karun (also referred to as Karone) is a character praised for their charisma.
13. The movie did not perform well at the box office, grossing less than some other Marvel movies.
14. The film's runtime is approximately 2.5 hours long.
15. The movie ends with the promise of a sequel, despite its poor box office performance.