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**Title:** Bizarre Gym Dispute over Shirtless Workout
**Summary:**
* The author recounts a strange incident at a public gym where a man worked out shirtless, sparking a heated argument with another gym-goer.
* The upset individual recorded the shirtless man, leading to an escalation of the situation, with the recorder using slurs and eventually making physical threats.
* The author is baffled by the recorder's overblown response, suggesting that a simple polite request to wear a shirt would have resolved the issue.
* The incident is described as a head-scratcher, with the author speculating about the recorder's motivations, including a possible uncomfortable reaction to being attracted to the shirtless man.
* The summary highlights the absurdity of the situation and the replacement of normal human instincts with a tendency to record and escalate conflicts.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, keeping each fact a short sentence and excluding opinions:
1. The speaker recently played Thursday Night pickup basketball with friends.
2. The speaker was wearing a retro-style basketball jersey, a sneak peek at an upcoming basketball wear line.
3. The speaker is 5'6" (168 cm) tall.
4. The speaker has spent around 10 years working out in gyms.
5. A dispute occurred at a public gym involving a shirtless man and another gym-goer.
6. The gym-goer who objected to the shirtless man started recording him, leading to a heated argument.
7. The objecting gym-goer used slurs during the argument.
8. A third person (referred to as "NPC") intervened, slamming a water bottle and approaching the arguing pair.
9. The objecting gym-goer denied initiating the confrontation, despite having recorded the shirtless man.
10. The incident was recorded and shared as a video, with some commenters likening the objecting gym-goer's appearance to Eli Manning's.