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**Context:** A gamer's commentary while playing The Witcher game, interspersed with humor and pop culture references.
**Summary:**
* The gamer continues from where they left off in the previous part, resuming the story of Geralt (the Witcher) in prison.
* Geralt is offered a deal to kill a cockatrice in exchange for mercy, teams up with Siegfried, and successfully completes the task.
* The gamer then embarks on an investigation to uncover who is behind the salamander assassins, involving:
+ Interrogating various characters
+ Discovering a lead on a merchant (Leowarden) buying salamander badges
+ Uncovering a connection between Kalkstein (an alchemist) and the salamanders
* To progress, the gamer must:
+ Gather ancient books to open a magical tower
+ Collect 10 cornerstones to activate a golem, which requires a thunderstorm and a lightning rod
* After a challenging 20-minute boss fight, the gamer activates the golem, only to discover they were manipulated by the detective, who is revealed to be an imposter.
* The episode concludes with Geralt fighting the imposter and the professor, and ultimately being saved by Triss, setting the stage for Chapter 3.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, excluding opinions, with each fact numbered and in short sentence form:
**Gameplay Facts**
1. The narrator plays a game called "The Witcher".
2. The game is available on the "Gabe Store" website with discounts up to 90%.
3. Games mentioned alongside The Witcher include Skyrim, Dark Souls, and Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 Road to Boruto.
**In-Game Events and Storyline**
4. The player character, Geralt, meets a professor in prison who is released due to suspected corruption.
5. A beholder offers Geralt a task to kill a cockatrice monster in the sewer in exchange for the king's mercy.
6. Geralt teams up with Siegfried, a knight of the Order of the Flaming Rose, to hunt the cockatrice.
7. After killing the cockatrice, Geralt is attacked by salamander assassins.
8. Geralt seeks help from a detective to uncover who is behind the salamander attacks.
9. The investigation leads to various characters, including a drug addict who provides information about salamander badges.
10. Geralt discovers a connection between Kalkstein, an alchemist, and the salamanders.
11. To gain Kalkstein's trust, Geralt must complete a task involving an ancient tower in the swamps of Vizima.
12. The tower is sealed by a magical barrier, requiring the destruction of 10 cornerstones to open it.
13. Geralt collects ancient books and gathers information from swamp inhabitants to proceed.
14. A merchant named Leowarden is revealed to be buying salamander badges but claims to hate salamanders.
15. Geralt must find and activate a golem using a lightning rod during a thunderstorm to access the tower.
16. Inside the tower, Geralt finds magical items and uncovers a plot involving the detective and the professor.
17. The detective's true intentions are revealed, and Geralt must fight him and the professor.
18. The Order of the Flaming Rose is implicated in killing elves in the swamp.
19. Geralt is saved by Triss, and together they plan to confront the professor and his accomplice.
**Game Mechanics and Features**
20. The game features character dialogue with multiple response options.
21. Some characters can be bribed or persuaded using items like drugs (e.g., "Fisstech").
22. The game includes a day/night cycle and weather effects (e.g., thunderstorms).
23. Players can engage in combat with various enemies, including bosses with unique challenges.
24. Character progression and skill development are implied but not detailed in the extract.