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**Title:** (Implied) "Obscure and Quirky Inventions from the Past"
**Summary:**
* The host, Salmonella, showcases a series of bizarre and forgotten inventions from history, poking fun at their impracticality and flaws.
* Featured inventions include:
1. Moonlight Towers (oversized, dim streetlights from the 1880s/90s)
2. Baby Cages (hanging outdoor enclosures for infants, popular in the early 20th century)
3. Acoustic Mirrors (giant disks used for detecting incoming aircraft during WWI, rendered obsolete by radar)
4. Beauty Micrometers (devices claiming to measure facial attractiveness, circa early 20th century)
5. Krummlauf (a WWII German device for shooting around corners, which often broke or malfunctioned)
6. Revolver Mousetraps (overly destructive pest control from the 1880s)
7. Impulse Oriya (a treadmill-powered, horse-assisted transportation system, circa 1850s)
8. Novelty smoking items (including extremely long cigarettes)
* The video ends with a promotional segment for Curiosity Stream, a documentary platform.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, numbered and in short sentences:
**Technology and Innovations**
1. **Moonlight Towers**: Popular in the 1880s and 90s, these towers stood over 150 feet tall, illuminating several blocks.
2. **Acoustic Mirrors**: Used during WWI to detect incoming air attacks, these giant disks focused sound into a single point.
3. **Beauty Micrometer**: A device that recorded the entire topology of a person's face and skull to analyze attractiveness.
4. **Whom Love** (Krummlauf): A WWII device allowing infantry to shoot around corners, produced in various angles (30-90 degrees).
**Historical Items and Trends**
5. **Baby Cages**: Existed in the early 20th century, allowing city dwellers to suspend their babies outside for fresh air.
6. **Lead in Gasoline**: Introduced around the early 20th century, concurrently with the decline of baby cages.
7. **Revolver Mousetrap**: Patented in 1882, a device designed to kill mice with a revolver mechanism.
8. **Impulse Oriya**: A treadmill system turning horse power into a more formidable force, recorded to produce 2-4 horsepower.
**Miscellaneous**
9. **Long Cigarettes**: Novelty items for smokers, including really long cigarettes for smoking in the rain or while snorkeling.
10. **Curiosity Stream**: A documentary platform with over 2,400 titles, offering a free 30-day trial with the promo code "Salmonella".