Here is a concise summary of the provided transcript:
**Summary:**
* A comedian introduces themselves, warning about their dark, sarcastic, and uncomfortable humor.
* They tell two jokes:
1. **Joke 1:** A dark joke about a child born without arms or legs, with a punchline that is largely implied rather than explicitly stated.
2. **Joke 2:** A longer, narrative joke about "Pedro Martínez," a new sports director at a madhouse. The joke involves a chaotic sports tournament among the asylum's inhabitants, with absurd events and character introductions.
* The transcript also includes:
+ The comedian's asides about their humor style and audience interactions.
+ A brief, unrelated anecdote about a crazy person creating impressive 3D floor drawings, which leads to a humorous scenario involving the drawing of an Olympic pool and a character's antics.
**Note:** The transcript appears to be incomplete, and some parts may be mistranslated or unclear due to the nature of spoken language and transcription errors.
Here are the extracted key facts, keeping each fact as a short sentence and excluding opinions:
**Note:** Due to the nature of the content, some "facts" might be part of a joke or a storytelling setup. I've tried to identify the most concrete, verifiable pieces of information.
1. The speaker mentions enjoying black humor, satire, sarcasm, and cruel humor.
2. The speaker talks about two types of audiences: intelligent people who admit to being stupid, and obtuse people who deny being laughed at.
3. A joke is told about a child born without arms or legs.
4. Another joke involves a character named Pedro Martínez who gets a job.
5. Pedro Martínez studied at a school in Monterrey, specifically a sports organization faculty.
6. The faculty teaches how to be a physical education teacher, with a unique curriculum (using a whistle in the first year, wearing black glasses in the second year, etc.).
7. Pedro Martínez becomes the new sports director at what appears to be a madhouse or asylum.
8. The sports facility has a shared basketball and soccer field, causing confusion among players.
9. The speaker mentions organizing a tournament for two teams with a table of positions and a calendar.
10. Technical directors are assigned to each team, with humorous names mentioned (e.g., Crazy Bielsa, Crazy Abreu, Robocop).
11. The speaker recommends looking up "3D drawings on the floor" on the internet.
12. A character is described drawing a realistic Olympic pool with diving pit and jacuzzi using colored chalk.
13. The setting for some stories appears to be an asylum or a place for people considered "crazy".