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**Title:** Spider-Dad's Minecraft Adventure
**Summary:**
Spider-Dad finds himself transported into the world of Minecraft, instead of Steve, in a mix-up involving Harry Potter. With guidance from an unseen helper (likely his child), Spider-Dad navigates the game's basics, including:
* Understanding his cubical surroundings
* Gathering materials (e.g., sword, shovel, axe, diamonds)
* Building a house to safety from evening creatures (zombies)
* Managing hunger (eating eggs)
* Adding amenities (bed, windows, roof, and briefly considering electricity and plumbing)
As Spider-Dad becomes more engaged, he enthusiastically expands his project, planning a gold-plated roof, pool, horse farm, and more. Eventually, Harry Potter arrives to extract Spider-Dad from the game, but not before the latter reflects on how addictive and time-consuming Minecraft can be. The adventure ends with Spider-Dad returning, seemingly fond of his primitive yet enjoyable Minecraft experience.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. **Location**: The narrator finds themselves in a Minecraft-like environment.
2. **Appearance**: The narrator's body parts are cube-shaped.
3. **Initial Items**: The narrator has a sword, shovel, and an axe-like item that shines like diamonds.
4. **Environment**: The area is covered in snow with horses and ducks, all in cube form.
5. **Eggs**: The narrator finds two eggs, which can be eaten when hungry.
6. **Objective**: The narrator needs to build a house to protect themselves from creatures that come out in the evening.
7. **Building Process**: The narrator gathers materials (stones, wood) to build a house.
8. **House Features**: The house is initially planned to be a single story, rainbow-colored, with a large kitchen (3+1 layout).
9. **Challenges**: Creatures arrive, posing a threat to the narrator and their house.
10. **Defensive Measures**: The narrator uses stones to fend off creatures.
11. **Utilities Planning**: There are plans to get electricity, water, and natural gas connected, with internet installation.
12. **Windows Addition**: The narrator decides to add windows to the house.
13. **Bed Crafting**: To make a bed, the narrator needs wool and wood.
14. **Sheep and Trees**: The narrator must cut trees and shear sheep for materials.
15. **Roof Completion**: The narrator finishes the roof, considering covering it with gold due to abundant gold supply.
16. **Future Plans**: Plans include adding a pool with fish, a horse farm, and carpeted floors.
17. **Limitations Acknowledged**: The narrator notes the absence of electricity management, bathrooms, or toilets in Minecraft.
18. **Rescue**: Harry Potter is supposed to rescue the narrator but is delayed due to needing specific materials.
19. **Addiction**: The game (Minecraft) is described as addictive.
20. **Rescue Completion**: Eventually, Harry Potter returns to rescue the narrator, who has grown accustomed to the environment.