The provided text is a stream of consciousness narration from someone attending an event, likely the Met Gala. The narrator discusses various moments and observations, including their outfit, interactions, and experiences at parties. The text captures their thoughts, feelings, and actions throughout the event.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker had a massage and found it amazing.
2. The speaker attended multiple parties but didn't have any alcoholic drinks to avoid anxiety the next day.
3. The speaker was craving sushi and enjoyed eating it.
4. The speaker removed hair extensions, which seemed painful.
5. The speaker enjoys playing dress-up but wasn't very excited about the parties.
6. The speaker mentions having a tummy ache and worries about getting her period.
7. There is a reference to a cat inheriting a large estate from its owner, Carl Autofeld.
8. The speaker discusses her daily clothing choices, preferring comfort.
9. The speaker mentions her Alter Ego named Emily.
10. The speaker talks about her fashion choices and how she used to gaslight her mom into buying her things as a child.
These are the factual points extracted from the text without opinions or additional context.