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**Title (implied):** "Tasting 7-Eleven's Unconventional Food Items"
**Summary:**
* The author, who had just recorded a podcast with Michelle Visage, embarks on a challenge to taste unconventional food items from 7-Eleven.
* They review and react to eating:
1. A bacon-wrapped hot dog (found hairs, but surprisingly didn't hate it)
2. A pink donut (described as "sad" but unexpectedly tasty)
3. A red hot beef burrito (initially promising, but with a terrible aftertaste)
4. A pizza (tasted like a frozen pizza with an unpleasant texture)
5. "Fresh" tuna (extremely disappointing, with a strong unpleasant smell and taste)
6. Spicy surimi sushi (the finale, which was overwhelmingly bad, with an intense texture issue)
* Throughout, the author provides humorous, vivid, and often graphic descriptions of their experiences.
* The video concludes with an apology to homeless individuals they may have inadvertently harmed with similar food donations in the past, and a teaser for potential future food challenges (e.g., vegan food).
Here are the extracted key facts in short sentences, numbered for reference:
1. The author recorded a podcast with Michelle Visage prior to the main content.
2. The podcast is available on SoundCloud.com/ShaneAndFriends.
3. The author decided to eat and review various 7-Eleven food items.
4. The reviewed items excluded packaged foods like candy and chips.
5. The first item reviewed was a bacon-wrapped hot dog from 7-Eleven.
6. The hot dog had three visible hairs on it.
7. The author also reviewed a pink donut from 7-Eleven.
8. A "Red Hot Beef Burrito" was another item reviewed, containing real jalapeno peppers.
9. The author compared the burrito's aftertaste to crushed guinea pig meat.
10. A 7-Eleven pizza, served in a triangular box, was reviewed.
11. The pizza was described as smelling like water.
12. The author reviewed a "Fresh to Go" tuna product from 7-Eleven.
13. The tuna product had visible green mold on it.
14. The final item reviewed was a "Spicy Surimi Roll" sushi from 7-Eleven.
15. The sushi contained imitation crab meat, mayonnaise, and wasabi.
16. The author expressed dissatisfaction with the quality of all reviewed items.
17. The author apologized for potentially harming homeless individuals by giving them similar low-quality food in the past.
18. The author is open to reviewing vegan food in the future, despite having mixed opinions on it.