Here is a concise summary of the provided text:
**Initial Situation:**
* The speaker receives a tornado warning on their cell phone for the local area, expected to hit at 8:00 PM (currently 7:32 PM).
* The speaker mentions the unpredictability of tornadoes, comparing their wind strength to hurricanes.
**Main Content:**
* The text rapidly devolves into a stream-of-consciousness narrative, jumping between unrelated topics, including:
+ Personal anecdotes
+ References to various locations (Brazil, Alabama, Philippines, etc.)
+ Mentions of natural disasters (hurricanes, tornadoes)
+ Unrelated phrases and sentences about numerous subjects (sports, politics, filmmaking, etc.)
+ Incoherent statements and non-sequiturs
**Key Observations:**
* The text lacks a coherent structure or focus after the initial tornado warning.
* The speaker's thoughts appear disjointed, suggesting a possible attempt at unstructured, real-time commentary or a simulated stream-of-consciousness narrative.
* No clear conclusion or resolution is provided, with the text ending abruptly.
Here are the extracted key facts, each with a number and in short sentences, excluding opinions:
1. **Current Time**: The current time is 7:32.
2. **Tornado Warning**: A tornado warning was received on a cell phone, indicating a tornado is expected to arrive at 8:00 PM.
3. **Warning Receipt Time**: The tornado warning was received at approximately 7:32 PM.
4. **Tornado Frequency Mention**: Tornadoes are mentioned to happen about two times a year, seemingly without warning.
5. **Location**: The location of the speaker is not explicitly stated but mentions of "here" and comparisons to other places (e.g., Brazil, Alabama) suggest a location in the Americas.
6. **Event in Jorge**: An unspecified event happened in Jorge, mentioned in the context of a tornado or similar natural disaster.
7. **Date Mention**: October 11th is mentioned in the context of an event or record, possibly related to a tornado or hurricane.
8. **Hurricane Comparison**: The wind from the tornado is compared to, and stated to be stronger than, that of a hurricane.
9. **Location "Trajano Street"**: Trajano Street is mentioned as a specific location with no strong emphasis on it being affected.
10. **Time Until Expected Tornado Arrival**: Approximately 28 minutes until the expected arrival of the tornado (based on the 7:32 PM current time and 8:00 PM expected arrival).
11. **Travel Plans**: There's a mention of getting home due to travel plans, indicating the speaker or someone they know is planning to move locations.
12. **Safety Advice**: Advice to not stay on the street due to the tornado warning.
13. **Orlando Silva's Location**: Orlando Silva is mentioned to be at a scoreboard location, with the speaker possibly being near or moving towards that location.
14. **Red Notice Area**: The area near the parade is marked by a red notice, indicating it's dangerous to stay there.
15. **Previous Hurricane Damage**: Mention of something being knocked down in the last hurricane, with no further details.
16. **Brazil and China Mentions**: Both countries are mentioned in various contexts, including the development of something (possibly tech or content) and its importance.
17. **Flight Details**: A direct flight of 8.5 hours is mentioned, possibly related to travel plans or a story.
18. **Campinas Location**: Campinas is mentioned as a location where someone landed after an incident involving a family.
19. **Hotel Resort in Campinas**: A hotel resort in Campinas is mentioned as a place someone went after a preparation.
20. **Event or Program in November**: An event or program is mentioned to happen in November, possibly related to Walmart or a trip.
21. **Ghanaian and Serbian Studies**: Someone is studying Ghanaian and Serbian in Genoa, possibly related to a project or personal interest.
22. **Project Lopes**: A project by the name "Lopes" is mentioned, with no further details.
23. **Alabama Location Mention**: Alabama is mentioned, possibly as a location the speaker is currently in or has a connection to.
24. **Lori Sandri Mention**: Lori Sandri, possibly a public figure or authority, is mentioned in the context of understanding an event in Alabama.
25. **Vasco and Botafogo Mentions**: These are mentioned, possibly in the context of sports or local news.
26. **Documentary or Video Mention**: Creating content (possibly a documentary or video) involving various locations and topics.
27. **Company Worth**: A company's worth is mentioned as 1 million pounds, possibly in a business or financial context.
28. **Time Constraints**: Time constraints are mentioned, with specific times (e.g., 9, 10, 2, and 11 minutes) in various contexts.
29. **Asylum and Cancellation in 2011 and 2012**: Events of asylum and cancellation are mentioned for these years, possibly in a legal or political context.
30. **Portugal's Situation**: Described as "very good" in an unspecified context, possibly economic or political.
31. **Leaders of 27 Mention**: Possibly referring to EU leaders, mentioned in a context that is not fully clear.
32. **Weldon's Master Plan**: Weldon, possibly a public figure or character in a story, has arrived at his master plan after encountering problems.
33. **Event in São Paulo**: An event or situation in São Paulo is mentioned, involving a gap or issue reported by a title (possibly a news outlet).
34. **Marriage on the Beach**: A situation involving not being able to get married on the beach is mentioned, possibly due to weather conditions.
35. **Support from Management**: Mention of a lot of support from management for an unspecified endeavor or event.