This transcript appears to be a detailed account of various events and moments captured in a series of TikTok videos. These events include personal life updates, reactions to TikTok content, travel experiences, cooking adventures, and more. It provides insights into the creator's daily life and activities, as well as some humorous commentary on different situations.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is reacting to his girlfriend's TikToks and clarifies they are still together.
2. The girlfriend has 4.9 million followers on TikTok and it's her favorite platform.
3. The girlfriend's recent TikTok compares Valentine's Day gifts; she got a fish and he got her a purse.
4. The speaker mentions that his previous fish died, but his girlfriend's fish is fine.
5. The girlfriend also gave him a book with pictures from their three-year relationship.
6. The speaker recalls a viral video of him being recognized in Victoria's Secret.
7. People comment about remembering him from their childhood.
8. The speaker no longer posts GTA videos because the game is 10 years old.
9. The speaker and his girlfriend have taken up golfing and she recently got a hole in one.
10. They were recognized by fans while golfing.
11. The girlfriend made a TikTok of the speaker in their old office, acting silly.
12. The speaker is renovating his new house and plans to give a tour once it's complete.
13. The girlfriend sings while eating pie in a TikTok video.
14. The speaker surprises his girlfriend with a private jet for a skiing trip, but they encounter challenges due to a storm.
15. They end up spending New Year's in a cabin with no power.
16. They meet capybaras, large rodents, during their trip.
17. The speaker reviews a high-tech toaster and demonstrates how it works.
18. The speaker owns three similar toasters.
19. The speaker enjoys making sandwiches with burnt cheese.
20. The speaker provides a behind-the-scenes look at attending VidCon, including his morning routine and interactions at the convention.