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**Title:** Prank: Moving in with Girlfriend without Warning
**Summary:**
* The speaker, Dom, surprises his girlfriend Sophie by moving into her house without telling her.
* Upon arrival, Dom rearranges Sophie's room to make it more "boy-like" and sprays overwhelming amounts of Axe body spray.
* Sophie discovers the changes and is upset, leading to their "first fight" as roommates.
* Dom then pranks Sophie by making an inedibly salty dinner.
* While Sophie is out, Dom throws a massive party in her room, hiring a bouncer who denies Sophie entry when she returns home.
* The prank is finally revealed, and Dom apologizes, explaining it was all for entertainment purposes. He promises to clean up and be a good roommate if they ever actually live together.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text, without opinions, in short sentences with numbers:
1. The narrator is moving into his girlfriend Sophie Dossie's house.
2. Sophie was not informed about the move beforehand.
3. The narrator brings a suitcase with only essential items.
4. Upon arrival, the narrator rearranges Sophie's room without her consent.
5. The narrator throws away some of Sophie's belongings, including sheets and a carpet.
6. The narrator uses Axe body spray to change the room's scent, causing overwhelming fumes.
7. Sophie discovers the changes and confronts the narrator.
8. The narrator offers to make dinner to appease Sophie, but adds an excessive amount of salt.
9. Sophie reacts negatively to the salty dinner.
10. The narrator plans and throws a surprise party in Sophie's bedroom with his friends.
11. A bouncer is hired for the party, with instructions to not let Sophie in, claiming she's "not on the list".
12. Sophie arrives home and is denied entry to her own room by the bouncer.
13. The party is eventually shut down, and Sophie kicks the narrator out.
14. The narrator reveals that the entire ordeal was a prank for entertainment purposes.
15. The narrator apologizes to Sophie and promises to clean up the mess.
16. The narrator expresses hope to one day live with Sophie and be a good roommate.