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**Title:** Chaos in a Minecraft Server
**Summary:**
* A mysterious "pink tsunami" wave is turning animals (mainly sheep) into "zombie girlfriends" on a Minecraft server.
* The narrator and other players try to stop the wave, initially attempting to save the sheep by relocating them to a safe area.
* As the situation escalates, they consider more drastic measures, including killing the sheep, but ultimately discover that the girlfriends are vulnerable to milk.
* A player, Dante, inadvertently saves the day by using milk, redeeming himself after previously causing trouble by eating someone's cheeseburger.
* The crisis is averted, but not before the server descends into chaos, with the narrator jokingly resigned to their new reality surrounded by "zombie girlfriends" and lava.
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**Minecraft Game Facts**
1. A "pink tsunami" event is occurring in the Minecraft server.
2. The pink tsunami turns sheep and other animals into "zombie girlfriends".
3. One of the affected sheep has a "subscribe button".
4. The players attempt to save some sheep by relocating them to a safe area.
5. The safe area is equipped with beds, wheat, and other necessities for the sheep.
**Event Timeline Facts**
6. An initial attempt to save the sheep is made, but a second wave of the pink tsunami is anticipated.
7. A "milk" phenomenon starts affecting the game world, transforming objects.
8. A player suggests killing all sheep as a solution, but this is later abandoned.
9. A character named Dante uses "milk" to stop the girlfriends, which initially seems to work.
10. The players survive the initial disaster by riding out the pink girlfriend tsunami on a boat.
**Character Interactions Facts**
11. Dante is referred to as the "queen of the girlfriends".
12. A character had their cheeseburger eaten by another player, leading to a broken relationship.
13. The character who ate the cheeseburger (Dante) is forgiven after saving the group.
**Miscellaneous Facts**
14. The game's environment is being drastically altered by the events (e.g., milk flooding).
15. A player jokes about becoming a "tree man" to escape the chaos.
16. The group's survival is secured, at least temporarily, by the end of the recorded events.