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1. Felipe mentions Clayson already has about 25 children.
2. Felipe asks Clayson how many children he has, and he responds with "Two."
3. Felipe jokes about having unregistered children but clarifies that it's not true.
4. Felipe mentions that he's 1.80m tall and Clayson praises his good heart.
5. Felipe and Clayson discuss Felipe becoming a good father.
6. Felipe jokes about adopting Bruno to take a test.
7. Felipe and Bruno engage in banter about adopting.
8. Felipe introduces a video about children who have gone beyond their limits.
9. Felipe mentions Samanta and her readiness to become a mother.
10. Felipe talks about a child buried in sand, mentioning the cold sand.
11. Felipe and Bruno discuss why sand gets cold.
12. Felipe talks about the dangers of geese.
13. Felipe mentions a child spilling hot chocolate on a rug.
14. Felipe and Bruno joke about rugs absorbing smells.
15. Felipe talks about a child imitating Hannibal Lecter.
16. Felipe mentions a child sticking Styrofoam balls to themselves.
17. Felipe jokes about turning the child into a circus attraction.
18. Felipe mentions a child eating a banana from the side.
19. Felipe and Bruno discuss the importance of not biting bananas from the side.
20. Felipe and Bruno discuss blocked noses and deviated septums.
21. Bruno mentions considering surgery for his deviated septum.
22. Felipe asks if Bruno has tried the kid's technique for clearing the nose.
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