The provided text appears to be a script or a transcription of a video or podcast discussing various news stories and topics, including:
* Janhvi Kapoor's statement on nepotism and her film "Good Luck Jerry"
* Javed's unusual outfit with 15 mirrors
* A 12-year-old boy's YouTube video on making wine from grapes, which led to his friend vomiting
* A customer finding a cockroach in their fried rice at a restaurant in Chandigarh
* A prisoner getting married to herself
* A man being asked for money by strangers after marrying a woman from Rajasthan
* A woman being bitten by a snake and her husband taking the snake to the hospital with her
* A couple from Bihar being featured in a segment called "Bihari Sab Pe Bhari"
* A police officer's husband being rejected from police recruitment
* A man from West Bengal's Education Minister's associate having 21 crore cash found at their house
* A man undergoing extensive plastic surgery to look like an alien, but complaining that he's not getting work due to his new appearance.
The script is written in a casual and humorous tone, with the host providing commentary and opinions on each news story.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Janhvi Kapoor's movie "Good Luck Jerry" was released.
2. Janhvi Kapoor is the sister of Arjun Kapoor.
3. Janhvi Kapoor had previously stated that she would like to do a movie with her brother and name it "Nepotism".
4. A 12-year-old child posted a video on YouTube about making wine from grapes.
5. The child's friend drank the wine and vomited.
6. The friend was taken to the hospital and later discharged.
7. A customer found a cockroach in their fried rice at a restaurant in Chandigarh.
8. The customer took the plate to show the hotel staff and was unhappy with their response.
9. A woman was bitten by a snake and taken to the hospital by her husband.
10. The hospital staff took the snake with them to identify the type of venom.
11. A prisoner got married in India.
12. A Bihari couple, Jasmine and Jassi, were in the news for their marriage.
13. Jassi was not selected for police recruitment, but his wife Jasmine was.
14. A man was found with 21 crore cash at his house in West Bengal.
15. The cash was recovered by the authorities.
16. A person underwent plastic surgery to look like an alien and spent Rs 4 crore.
17. The person complained that they were not getting work due to their new appearance.
Note: These facts are based on the provided text and may not be verified or accurate.