The provided text is a transcript of a YouTube video where the host is playing the game Paper.io. The host is quite entertaining and engaging, making humorous comments while playing the game. The main theme of the video is the host trying to achieve a high score by navigating through the game and avoiding obstacles.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The author mentions they got robbed.
2. They have a book that can be pre-ordered.
3. The book is a New York Times bestseller.
4. The author is playing a game called Paper.io.
5. They are trying to become the King in the game.
6. They have a strategy of building little mountains and connecting them.
7. They are using a phone to play the game.
8. They mention playing as Spider-Man and Batman.
9. They have a high score of 40% in the game.
10. They killed 10 players in the game.
11. They beat their mobile high score and got four kills.
12. They prefer playing on a PC rather than a mobile device.
13. They are playing on a small map on the PC.
14. They beat their high score again and got 70%.
15. They killed 10 players and reached 70% in the game.
16. They are considering making a part three of their gameplay video.
Note: The text appears to be a transcription of a video game stream or recording, and the author's comments and gameplay are intertwined.