This is a transcript of a Minecraft gameplay session where the player explores a fortress in search of the End Portal. The player encounters various obstacles, traps, and loot along the way. They express their thoughts and emotions as they progress through the fortress. The transcript also includes some humorous commentary from the player.
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Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text mentions a live broadcast scheduled for the 18th at 7 pm.
2. The narrator is preparing for an adventure and has various items in his inventory, including Ender pearls and golden apples.
3. There is mention of companions named Jussara #2, Sneeze, and Sepulveda or Mikael.
4. The narrator discovers a library with a chest containing torches and enchanted books.
5. The narrator explores an underground fortress and encounters a Creeper.
6. The narrator mentions finding leaves and a trunk (possibly a chest) in the fortress.
Note: The text contains a lot of commentary and dialogue, making it difficult to extract purely factual information.