The text appears to be a transcript of a prank video where the host plays a joke on a friend by gluing a chair to his backside. The host prepares for the prank by applying transparent glue to the chair and setting up a table with various items. When the friend sits down, he becomes stuck to the chair, leading to a series of humorous reactions and attempts to detach himself. The video ends with the host reflecting on the prank and encouraging viewers to subscribe to their channel and watch more videos.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation starts with a discussion about a joke.
2. The speaker mentions that they have something called "super legendary fantastic flight elastics."
3. There are six different shapes of these elastics in every package.
4. The speaker also mentions rainbow-colored and glow-in-the-dark elastics.
5. The speaker is preparing to play a joke on someone.
6. The joke involves using transparent glue to attach a chair to the person's backside.
7. The speaker is using a type of glue called "super master 3 thousand."
8. The speaker is worried that the glue might dry out before they can complete the joke.
9. The person being pranked is called "him."
10. The speaker is using a video camera to record the joke.
11. The person being pranked is eventually stuck to the chair with glue.
12. The person being pranked is frustrated and tries to detach themselves from the chair.
13. The speaker suggests that the person being pranked could use a solution involving bicarbonate and liquid for lenses to remove the glue.
14. The person being pranked has to peel off their pants to detach themselves from the chair.
15. The speaker apologizes for the prank and acknowledges that they might have gone too far.
Note: Some of the facts are repetitive or trivial, but I've tried to extract the most relevant and interesting information from the text.