The provided text appears to be a transcription of dialogue from the TV show "The Office". The conversation revolves around various office members' interactions, including discussions about Creed's mysterious job role, his website, and a possible murder investigation. The conversation also touches on office gossip, birthday celebrations, and personal relationships. Throughout the dialogue, Creed Bratton's eccentric personality is on full display, as he makes bizarre statements and engages in peculiar behaviors.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. Creed is eating an apple.
2. Creed found a potato.
3. Creed has been involved in cults as both a leader and a follower.
4. Creed is currently taking painkillers.
5. Ed was decapitated in an accident.
6. The accident happened when Ed was drunk and slid under an 18-wheeler on Route 6.
7. Creed has a distinct "old-man smell".
8. Creed sprouts mung beans in his desk drawer.
9. Creed is 30 years old, but will be 31 in November.
10. Creed's resolution is to do a casual cartwheel.
11. Creed has a blog at www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts.
12. Creed's job involves quality assurance.
13. Creed is in charge of taking four hours a week to do a quality spot check at the paper mill.
14. Creed has not done his quality spot check in a year.
15. Creed gets a per diem for Philadelphia.
16. Creed's birthday is on the same day as the office celebration.
17. Creed wants a peach pie for his birthday.
18. Creed is 82 years old as of November 1st.
19. Creed is part of the 75-plus division.
20. Creed is in charge of something, but it's not specified what.
21. Creed has been caught several times using the women's restroom for number two.
22. Creed has paid dearly for his actions.
23. Creed's chair is not yet replaced.
24. Creed gets two chairs when Pam gets Michael's old chair and he gets Pam's old chair.
25. Creed is making acronyms with the word BOBODDY.
26. Creed has made love to many women in the '60s, often outdoors.
27. Creed has never declared bankruptcy.
28. Creed transfers his debt to William Charles Schneider when he gets in trouble.